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Sent to the cornfield
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If you find yourself waking up,shatday morning, in a strange house, in a strange part of town. The morning sun casting a weak and sickly glare. You need to cross theriver, through the town all the way back home while the pallor of shame lies upon you, you can be glad of one thing.
For last night you donned the 80s powersuit, you slicked back your hair and you rocked a small moustache. Now your walk of shame has turned into a stride.Of power. 80s powersuits, for your clubbing needs. |
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Not a Taco
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 3,313
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This summer, see Smarty as: The guy wandering the streets in a powersuit, in "There's Some Guy Wandering The Streets in a Powersuit in This Movie."
Based on a true story.
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I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF. |
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adorable
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 12,950
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No, the movie can't be about Smarty. He can't rock a small mustache. Either he is completely clean-shaven or an Ent is growing out of his face. There is no middle ground.
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Lakitu
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4,648
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I think smarty would die before properly doing a full shave.
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Please Be Well
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,715
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I like to imagine that Smarty's science skills are directly correlated to the length of his beard. I wanted to figure out the relation to his sobriety, but I think I have insufficient data there.
EDIT: or overwhelming data, I'm not sure.
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