[no one man should have all this cloaca] It's time to play HATOFUL BOYFRIEND [Archive]

Fifthfiend

12-01-2011, 06:02 AM

Guys I need you to take a journey with me

A journey of discovery

romance

and feathers

beautiful, beautiful feathers

I need you to take a journey called HATOFUL BOYFRIEND

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9066/001bvu.jpg

Oh god just look at all these handsome feathered fellows, I am just all aflutter

Fifthfiend

12-01-2011, 06:10 AM

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2058/003ddh.jpg

whoa what the fuck ain't no goddamn dirty apes gettin between me and these handsome hunks of man-pigeon

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9867/004foh.jpg

Kim

12-01-2011, 06:13 AM

Columba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columba_%28genus%29) Pijn

Fifthfiend

12-01-2011, 06:19 AM

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6766/002dh.jpg

come on you guys, just one big decision before our hearts can take flight!!!! (EDIT: first and last name!!)

BitVyper

12-01-2011, 06:23 AM

Oh my god. This is it. This thread. This is what NPF is for.

Name: Nota Coyote

BitVyper

12-01-2011, 06:28 AM

I'm taking that post back. If you name yourself anything but City Face, I will actually stab you.

Kim

12-01-2011, 06:28 AM

Nota Coyote

Hahaha I change my vote to this.

Kerensky287

12-01-2011, 06:29 AM

Rice.

Both first and last name is Rice.

BitVyper

12-01-2011, 06:29 AM

Wait no, fuck.

Your name is Katerina Donlan.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-01-2011, 06:37 AM

Fuck you Bit, change your vote back to City Face, that way we'll already have two votes for that.

BitVyper

12-01-2011, 06:49 AM

City Face is a boy. Katerina Donlan is a girl who is birdosexual. It is way better this way.

Ookalf

12-01-2011, 12:12 PM

Votin' for Nota Coyote.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-01-2011, 12:23 PM

Nota Coyote

Aldurin

12-01-2011, 12:38 PM

Dick Butts (both are valid names, sadly).

Grimpond

12-01-2011, 02:45 PM

Nota Coyote

VitByper

12-01-2011, 05:02 PM

Katerina Donlan

A Zarkin' Frood

12-01-2011, 05:05 PM

City Face

BitVyper

12-01-2011, 05:08 PM

Katerina Donlan

Now here's a man (or lady ;) ) with refined tastes.

VitByper

12-01-2011, 05:09 PM

;)

Tee hee. What a dashing gentleman.

Gregness

12-01-2011, 07:01 PM

I can't be the only person to read HATOFUL as an unholy portmanteau of hate and awful?

Definitely sounds like it was made for NPF, let's do this.

Solid Snake

12-01-2011, 07:39 PM

Man this will be an astoundingly good Let's Play so long as Fifth includes the New Game +

akaSM

12-01-2011, 08:19 PM

Man this will be an astoundingly good Let's Play so long as Fifth includes the New Game +

New Game +

Wait, what?

Also, Nota Coyote!

Dracorion

12-01-2011, 09:48 PM

You realize, Fifthfiend, this means LP wars.

Grandmaster_Skweeb

12-01-2011, 10:25 PM

If there's one thing about NPF that is never fails to disappoint that thing would be never failing to provide something new, fluffy, and warm to pour my gravy of hatred all over.

I salute all of you, you sick degenerate heathens!

CelesJessa

12-02-2011, 12:51 AM

(6:43:39 AM) Fifth: Fyi
(6:43:39 AM) Jessa <AUTO-REPLY>: I'm not here right now
(6:43:53 AM) Fifth: I am pretty much drafting you
(6:44:19 AM) Fifth: To produce custom bird erotica
(6:44:33 AM) Fifth: BE PREPARED
(9:10:16 AM) Jessa: what

akaSM

12-02-2011, 12:54 AM

So, Fifth is doing a LP of a pigeon dating sim and CJ is doing the illustrations.

<3 this LP

tacticslion

12-02-2011, 08:01 AM

Katerina Donlan

I'm going with this, actually!
(although City Face would, too, be satisfying)

Nikose Tyris

12-02-2011, 08:10 AM

Katerina Donlan!

Amake

12-02-2011, 08:49 AM

I don't think we need to name our bird after Gunnerkrigg Court characters as much as just stare in awe at a game that by which I'm sure is complete coincidence basically is City Face The Game.

So why not call it something funny like Jo Brand. A Brittish comedian who tends to refer to herself as a bird.

tacticslion

12-02-2011, 08:51 AM

BitVyper

12-02-2011, 10:39 AM

Ecks

12-06-2011, 12:16 PM

Because not calling ourselves Katerina Donlan is basically completely stupid.

Says the guy who made an alt account specifically to add one more vote to the pile.

City Face

CelesJessa

12-07-2011, 03:54 PM

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/5145/gpda.jpg

Kerensky287

12-07-2011, 05:10 PM

Says the guy who made an alt account specifically to add one more vote to the pile.

Nikose is BitVyper's alt account?!!?

also seconding Bird Fucker

BitVyper

12-07-2011, 05:27 PM

Says the guy who made an alt account specifically to add one more vote to the pile.

What are you talking about? Look, if you're going to throw around accusations like that, I wish you'd be a bit more specific, and maybe post some actual evidence.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-07-2011, 05:48 PM

No evidence needed. No one believes you. It's like when I say I'm not secretly a Nazi who hates all non-aryans especially the jews because they are bad and stuff and I most definitely don't involve sausages and sauerkraut in my sexual activities. Other fetishes often found in German porn are also not to my taste, I don't like pissing and fisting and for the rest of the stuff ask Smarty, he knows a lot more about this stuff I don't enjoy at all and never will.

BitVyper

12-07-2011, 08:39 PM

I haven't made any claims for you to believe or disbelieve. You're just trying to make me defensive so as to give Ecks' ridiculous, vague accusation some kind of legitimacy.

PCD

12-07-2011, 08:59 PM

Honestly I was surprised that you guys weren't bringing this up sooner.

My vote's on Dave Strider.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-08-2011, 06:47 AM

I haven't made any claims for you to believe or disbelieve. You're just trying to make me defensive so as to give Ecks' ridiculous, vague accusation some kind of legitimacy.

One could say your earlier post was supposed to invite us to believe. I'm not trying to make you defensive or anything, I just felt it was necessary to point out that what you are doing is basically like the story of the boy who cried wolf, only you're not the boy because we didn't fall for it twice, you're the wolf. Who the fuck believes a wolf? Actually it's a little more like red riding hood where the wolf disguises himself as some dead old lady or something and red riding hood believes you at first but not this time, because she's been fooled once already.

The same trick won't work twice, we've all heard the fairy tales Mr. Big Bad Wolf.

I'm not pulling stuff out of my ass.

tacticslion

12-08-2011, 08:17 AM

I think it's entirely appropriate that a thread by Fifth[i]fiend[i] has devolved into bickering and squabbling. Well played, force(s) of evil. Well played. Divide and conquer. Guys! We can't be against one another! We must all unite! Let us all unite under the banner of Katrina Donlan! Let us bring unity back to these forums and all vote for sense, reason, and Katrina Donlan!

A Zarkin' Frood

12-08-2011, 08:25 AM

CITY FACE!!!!!!

tacticslion

12-08-2011, 08:40 AM

CITY FACE!!!!!!

Don't you see?! This is exactly the kind of division he wants us to have! Clearly, the only way we can undo his dastardly schemes is to stand together... and vote Katrina Donlan!

A Zarkin' Frood

12-08-2011, 08:41 AM

I change my vote to Bird Fucker.

Ryong

12-08-2011, 09:07 AM

Bird Fucker.

Obviously it's the best name.

Krylo

12-08-2011, 09:32 AM

Aren't Bird Fucker and Katerina Donlan synonymous anyway?

Kerensky287

12-08-2011, 10:07 AM

Page 5, no updates. I don't think all this name-squabbling is worth it.

IT WAS ALL JUST THE FEVER-DREAM OF A MADMAN.

Soooooo disappointed :C :C :C

A Zarkin' Frood

12-08-2011, 10:15 AM

Aren't Bird Fucker and Katerina Donlan synonymous anyway?

Only if Kat actually fucked Birdo or another bird-being in one of the recent chapters I did not yet read. In that case I'd change my vote back to City Face, Otherwise Bird Fucker is okay.

Dracorion

12-08-2011, 10:16 AM

I suspect this whole thread is just one big trolling from Fifthfiend.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-08-2011, 10:17 AM

Fifth would never do that. Ever.

tacticslion

12-08-2011, 11:11 AM

I'm telling you it's in his name! This is all a trap to divide us all! My Conservative mind's paranoid theories have proven correct! You liberals need to listen to me before the world imploooooooooodes!

Ecks

12-08-2011, 11:11 AM

Nope. Fifth totally trolling the fuck out of NPF has never happened, isn't happening, and sure as shit will never happen ever.

I stand by my earlier ridiculous claim.

Flarecobra

12-08-2011, 11:40 AM

Bill Beeflank.

Bird fucker works though.

BitVyper

12-08-2011, 07:20 PM

I suspect this whole thread is just one big trolling from Fifthfiend.

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1171792&postcount=2889

Dracorion

12-08-2011, 07:24 PM

A likely story!

Just kidding Fifthy, my condolences.

Magus

12-09-2011, 01:28 AM

Name the dude Snipe Hunter.

Pip Boy

12-15-2011, 09:28 PM

Another vote for Nota Coyote.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-15-2011, 10:32 PM

Fifth, get your act in game, I'd like to get to the steamy cloacal action sometime this century.

akaSM

12-16-2011, 03:22 AM

He's greedy and wants all of that cloaca for himself, I don't blame him though, I bet there are some nice chicks in that game.

Nique

12-18-2011, 03:57 PM

You mean birds don't you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DarkDrgon

12-18-2011, 08:01 PM

You mean birds don't you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

no... he means chicks.

And thats just wrong!

Nique

12-18-2011, 08:29 PM

. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bird)

Krylo

12-19-2011, 01:50 AM

Allow me to explain the layers of the 'joke', as it were.

Chicks -> Young women. Bird pun based on this game.

Birds -> Expansion of bird pun. Purposefully bad.

Chicks -> Expansion of purposefully bad bird pun, suggesting first poster was pedophile for wanting not just birds but extremely young birds.

Nique

12-19-2011, 10:17 AM

Did one or more of us not get it?

Re: bird puns; Cock, Peacock, Great Tit, Blue Tit, Black-breasted tit, Elegant Tit, and the Cinnamon-Breasted Tit, among others.

BitVyper

12-19-2011, 10:32 AM

You guys sure know how to cock up a pun.

Edit: Goddamn it, Nique posted a list of bird puns. Now they're no fun.

Satan's Onion

12-20-2011, 02:11 AM

"Booby", Nique. "Booby".

That is all.

BitVyper

12-20-2011, 02:23 AM

Sadly, there are no boobies in this game. Blue footed or otherwise.

Kerensky287

12-20-2011, 07:58 AM

There are tits but no boobies?

(That might be one of the weirdest sentences I've ever written.)

PCD

12-20-2011, 07:15 PM

Well, if anyone's actually interested in looking through this absolutely absurd game, a pretty entertaining LP can be found here (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=67529).