FUCK YOU Mafia!

[Kerensky287]

Laaaaaaaadies and Gentlemen, I'm proud to introduce this year's front-runner for Mafia of the Year... the Fuck You Mafia!

I'm your host, Kerensky287.

I'm not your GM, though. That's still Fenris.

The name of the game is Fuck You Mafia! The figurative name of the game is Overpowered Fucking Roles! Each and every one of you sent the GM a private message detailing the role you wanted to have.

I sent a PM asking for the GM role! My request was declined!

I did get my second choice, though. Hint: part of my role is that I get to start the thread!

Your players are as follows:

Mr.Bookworm - FACE day 2
Ravashak - NIGHT 2
Sifright
POS Industries - Deadificated twice Night 1!
Aldurin - Deadificated Night 1!
Kerensky - Caught in the Blast Day 1, and then died again Night 2
Inbred Chocobo - explodificated night 1
Hawk
Karesh
Ryong - dead night 2
rpgdemon is a tree
Geminex - Fingerbanged Day 1 Also Alive Again????

Day One!

7 to lynch!

Allow me to start this thread off with a BANG!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv50g0kecv1qejuee.gif

Geminex, you're dead!

[Fenris]

Geminex, also known as Applejack, Element of Honesty is dead!

But then he exploded, and took Kerensky out with him!

Kerensky, Miller is dead!

[Kerensky287]

Aww, shucks. Good game, guys!

[Ryong]

I will vote for Aldurin because his name doesn't start with a consonant.

Therefore:

Vote: Aldurin
FoS: Inbred Chocobo because half of his name starts with a vowel.

This is perfect Day 1 logic and it's also my first time playing so, yeah.

[Inbred Chocobo]

So lets make this easy. Everyone that is scum raise your hand.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

So lets make this easy. Everyone that is scum raise your hand.

In this game you mean?

[Inbred Chocobo]

Nope, everyone that is scum of the Earth please raise your hand.

[Fenris]

So lets make this easy. Everyone that is scum raise your hand.

In this game you mean?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2a6a7fl.jpg

Nope, everyone that is scum of the Earth please raise your hand.
...
http://i39.tinypic.com/2a6a7fl.jpg

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

http://localhostr.com/file/AxlTAHs/2a6a7fl.jpg

[Mr.Bookworm]

Nope, everyone that is scum of the Earth please raise your hand.

I am the purest prettiest princess ever to walk this Earth. How dare you suggest otherwise.

Vote: IC

[Aldurin]

I will vote for Aldurin because his name doesn't start with a consonant.

Therefore:

Vote: Aldurin

Vote: Ryong

For blatant shenaniganism.

[rpgdemon]

I actually entirely support the lynch Aldurin route. He's probably got SOMETHING to fuck us over, no matter who we are or what alignment we have. And it scares me.

##vote: Aldurin

[Mr.Bookworm]

oh yeah, that's right, I can totally get aboard the fuck Earl initiative

Unvote: IC

Vote: Aldurin

[POS Industries]

I don't know who to lynch, so I just closed my eyes and pointed randomly at the screen.

VOTE: Day One!

...Dammit. Hang on.

UNVOTE: Day One!
VOTE: Hawk.

[Fenris]

I actually entirely support the lynch Aldurin route. He's probably got SOMETHING to fuck us over, no matter who we are or what alignment we have. And it scares me.

##vote: Aldurin

hashtags are dumb

[Mr.Bookworm]

way to flip-flop, OBAMA

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I actually entirely support the lynch Aldurin route. He's probably got SOMETHING to fuck us over, no matter who we are or what alignment we have. And it scares me.

##vote: Aldurin

This is actually a very good point, however it could be applied to any one of us in this game. No doubt Al has something that is going to screw over somebody at some point, but I'll reserve judgement on that for now.

Instead;

Vote; Ravashak

You know why...

[Ravashak]

As if I were the only one... =)

Vote: Karesh

for claiming to be semi-scum through the pic

[Sifright]

Vote:Karesh

I think Ravashaks reasoning makes sense and in the past when Karesh has said stuff day one to do with jokes there has been kernels of truth in what he said, predicting semi scum for him.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

That wasn't even remotely a scum claim. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Hands up = Scum
Hands anywhere the fuck else =/ scum.
What. Was I meant to chop off my bloody hands?!

[Sifright]

That wasn't even remotely a scum claim. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Hands up = Scum
Hands anywhere the fuck else =/ scum.
What. Was I meant to chop off my bloody hands?!

Wait a moment.... Karesh doesn't have a moustache.... Who are you interloper!?

[Sifright]

That wasn't even remotely a scum claim. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Hands up = Scum
Hands anywhere the fuck else =/ scum.
What. Was I meant to chop off my bloody hands?!


AHA Bloody hands eh!? Clearly Karesh with a moustache has something to hide... perhaps it's all the blood of the people HE MURDERED!

[Ryong]

Vote: Ryong

For blatant shenaniganism.

Wait, I'm supposed to vote following normal logic? On day 1?

This only shows I was right!

[Kerensky287]

Vote: Nikose

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Neither of the votes against Karesh count since he isn't in this game FYI.

Anyway: Vote: Aldurin

[Inbred Chocobo]

I think they are mad because they actually want Karesh to be in this game, instead of some imposter who things he can imitate Karesh with a moustache.

Vote: Imposter with a Moustache

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I think they are mad because they actually want Karesh to be in this game, instead of some imposter who things he can imitate Karesh with a moustache.

Vote: Imposter with a Moustache

Why exactly would they want Karesh? He's pretty clearly a massive jerk who does not play mafia well.
In fact he died the first night of the currently running Forgotten Realms mafia! What would you want that for?

[Inbred Chocobo]

Isn't it obvious, they are wanting to kill him again. Why have the pleasure of killing a massive jerk when you can do it over and over again. I guess you will do in a pinch though, impostru!

[Ryong]

Am I the only one wondering when does D1 end, anyway?

[Inbred Chocobo]

Ummm...SUPER SECRET POWERS ACTIVATE

DAY ENDS IMMEDIATELY!







No.. wait.. that didn't work. Ah well, I'm not sure when it will.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Unvote: Ravashak

Vote: IC

He is clearly attempting to end the day early and thus make us lose out on time to decide on a lynch. He must be scum.

[POS Industries]

Current vote tally thus far:

Aldurin (4)
Ryong
rpgdemon
Mr. Bookworm
KareshWithAMoustache

KareshWithAMoustache (3)
Ravashak
Sifright
InbredChocobo

Inbred Chocobo (1)
Hawk

Ryong (1)
Aldurin

Hawk (1)
POS Industries

Nikose Tyris (1)
Kerensky287

[Ryong]

So: Kerensky voted while - presumably - dead for someone who was in the sign-up list but isn't on the players list.

Not weird at all.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well, either Kerenskys death hasn't prevented his participating in this game, in which case we should lynch him just to be sure, and Nikose is somehow invisible to us all and we should probably lynch him for being an invisible sneaky scum player, or we're seeing slightly into some sort of parallel universe version of this game where Kerensky is still alive and Nik signed up in the first place.

Or Kerensky is just being wierd. He probably just being wierd.

[Kerensky287]

I'm just being weird.

[POS Industries]

Well, I don't know anything about ponies, so if one of you who does is able to translate what "Applejack, Element of Honesty" means in relations to blowing oneself up in the opening post, killing another player in the blast, and then coming back to vote for someone who, by all accounts isn't in the game, we might be closer to solving this mystery, if there is a mystery beyond "Kerensky's just being weird."

Because at this point, Occam's dead in the bathtub with self-inflicted razor wounds, so I don't really want to rule anything out. Plus, if we really do have an invisible Nikose, I shudder to think what he's up to.

UNVOTE: Hawk
VOTE: Nikose

Couldn't hurt to see what happens, right?

[POS Industries]

Oh, nevermind then.

UNVOTE: Nikose
VOTE: Karesh

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Oh, nevermind then.

UNVOTE: Nikose
VOTE: Karesh

Oh, well.
Fuck you too.

[rpgdemon]

Wait, what? What was that?

[POS Industries]

Wait, what? What was that?
Kerensky posted that he was being weird while I was making a wild speculation that he was not, in fact, just being weird, and I know people get their panties in a wad about editing posts in mafia games, so I doubleposted, deciding to change my vote to Karesh because it's a lot like voting for Nikose, which I can't do because he's not actually in the game, apparently.

Oh, well.
Fuck you too.
<3

[rpgdemon]

Ah, see, reading it through, it seemed like you were responding to him saying he was just being weird, considering the crazy coincidental exact same phrasing.

[POS Industries]

Yeah, we were both just responding to Hawk.

Currentest vote tally:

Aldurin (4)
Ryong
rpgdemon
Mr. Bookworm
KareshWithAMoustache

KareshWithAMoustache (4)
Ravashak
Sifright
InbredChocobo
POS Industries

Inbred Chocobo (1)
Hawk

Ryong (1)
Aldurin

Everyone has voted so far, so if we're going to end this day, at least three people are going to have to change votes and bandwagon.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

<3

I can't stay mad at people who do that.
<3.
You're obviously trying to use some hypnotism cause I swear if I <3'd you any more I'd unvote Aldurin and vote myself.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Ok screw it.

Unvote: IC

Vote: Aldurin

Because he probably does have something crazy that will screw us all at some point.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Yeah to be honest, Aldurin seems like the type to pick up a screwy role.

Unvote: Imposter with a moustache

Vote: Aldurin.

Because that is about really what we can judge by, character, and its really figuring it who wants to be scum. Hard to say, but I'm leaning towards him for this, and it luckily, everyone wants to off him anyway. I kind of have a feeling about Karesh and POS as well, but I'm not 100% on it.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Because that is about really what we can judge by, character, and its really figuring it who wants to be scum. Hard to say, but I'm leaning towards him for this, and it luckily, everyone wants to off him anyway. I kind of have a feeling about Karesh and POS as well, but I'm not 100% on it.

If we're going to talk about that then I'd like to lay out my thought process a bit: thus far I'd have to say that my victory and fun rates have always been tons higher in games where I'm town compared to scum.

Just as a basic idea, I'd say we should look for those who haven't been scum in many recent games. I think they would be more likely to look at this game and say "I wanna try being X type scum for once".

[Aldurin]

Guys, seriously don't waste a lynch on me. I'm serious, if you lynch me you're only wasting it.

[Aldurin]

Like, if you have any general goal in mind lynching me will only slow you down.

[Ryong]

Oh man, yeah, we should totally not lynch you just because you say it's not going to be a good thing.

/sarcasm

[Aldurin]

Suit yourself. Either way I'll leave one, maybe two, corpses tonight.

[rpgdemon]

Do you want to say what you have as a power/role?

If not, I can only assume you're scum.

[Aldurin]

What I'm saying is that I won't die from lynching. Also . . . fuck I already forgot some parts of my role. Give me a minute.

[POS Industries]

I suppose it is worth noting that the reason I haven't voted for Aldurin is specifically because I suspected he had some sort of lynch-activated power, because it's Aldurin and obviously everyone would be falling all over each other to kill him. He knows that, so why wouldn't he?

Of course, my guess was that he would blow up everyone that voted for him upon his death, and I was going to hang back and see how many mafiates he could take out. That just seemed like such an Alduriny thing to do.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Ewwww. POS may be right. That would be the kind of the Aldurin would do wouldn't it?

Unvote: Aldurin

So then guys, who do we go after then?

[rpgdemon]

I stay the course.

[Ryong]

Unvote:Aldurin

Not that I've checked most of the mafia games, but maybe you people are right. Still, a roleclaim wouldn't hurt.

[Ryong]

Either that or Aldurin is totally in league with POS. Goddamn half-truths.

[rpgdemon]

Unless it compromises town, Aldurin, what are the other parts of your role?

[Aldurin]

I'm a vigilante doublevoter, I kinda wish I thought of more beforehand though.

[Sifright]

I don't believe it, Fenris wouldn't give multi roles to people I asked about that because I custom created my role. Aldurin is lying and scum.

unvote:Karesh

Vote:Aldurin


Edit: Aludrin is claiming, Bomb + Double vote + Vig. So yea I don't believe that

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well no, it was POS that suggested he was a bomb. What Al has claimed is doublevoter vig with 2 kills who is also unlynchable. Which is probably bullshit.

[Ryong]

Okay yeah, that seems like too much.

Vote:Aldurin

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Well no, it was POS that suggested he was a bomb. What Al has claimed is doublevoter vig with 2 kills who is also unlynchable. Which is probably bullshit.
Yeah, this just don't add up.
Unlynchable vig? Maybe. But then with two kills? One of them somehow a revenge kill?
Not buyin it.

[Ravashak]

Main reason I voted for Karesh was 'cause it's a near certainty that he'll react to it if I bring it the way I did.

Unvote: Karesh

Meanwhile, I'm going to also vote for Aldurin, the amount of powers he claims, and especially the "a lynch on me is wasted" line just don't sit well with me.

Vote: Aldurin

[Fenris]

nothing happened!

it's now night 1, send in roles

[Fenris]

Overnight, rpgdemon, the mightiest tree in the forest, town-aligned was cut down, leaving nothing but a stump that could still talk for some reason!

Aldurin, Self-Aligned Ninja Serial Killer Doublevoter Bomb, with a 1-shot Deathproof ability did the explody thing, taking his assailant, Inbred Chocobo, talkative serial killer out with him!

POS Industries, Vanilla Townie died twice!

Geminex and Kerensky are alive again! What?

Day 2, whatevs to lynch!

[Ryong]

That's one hell of a name.

Also, hey, stump.

Also, zombies.

Also, doubledeath.

Also, my leads ( people whose name start with vowels ) are both dead so I got nothing.

But hey, zombies.

[rpgdemon]

But I was the best tree. :(

[Ryong]

I'm going to assume Aldurin killed you ( ninja, cut down a tree ).

Hmm...So we have a mafia and still a sk to worry about...Or a vig which screwed up.

Although, I'm not sure how reliable is POS being said to be a vanilla is, what with this being choose-your-own-role.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Wow. I really wish I'd been aware I could make myself all manner of stuff.

"Hey I'd like to be a nightkill immune lynch immune investigative PO."

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yeah, I can't believe Al actually got in with that. Oh well, least he got taken out and took down another SK for us. Thanks for that!

And Gem and Kerensky are alive again, so we at least now have some confirmed townies. At least, I'm assuming Kerenskies miller-ness is townie, not sure on what millers actually entail right now.

[rpgdemon]

Hey, I'm a confirmed Townie too! And super invincible now!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I thought you were dead?

Or is that part of your role? You can be killed, but can survive the first attempt? Can you still vote or what? Little clarification would be nice.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I thought you were dead?

Or is that part of your role? You can be killed, but can survive the first attempt? Can you still vote or what? Little clarification would be nice.

He's a tree stump that can talk. I don't think he gets to do anything else.
My suspicions turn towards Ravashak, who boldly admitted he had no reason to be voting me even as a potential for my lynching went on.

Vote: Ravashak

[rpgdemon]

I shall clarify nothing! Except that I'm a townie.

Clarification just weakens my choke hold on the scum.

[rpgdemon]

I may clarify later though, when it'll help the town.

[POS Industries]

Although, I'm not sure how reliable is POS being said to be a vanilla is, what with this being choose-your-own-role.
This is the first time I've ever been a vanilla townie in any mafia ever. I wanted to know what it was like to have nothing to hide. Of course, a smart mafia would have left me alive considering how much attention I was drawing to myself and away from them, but what are you going to do?

*ded*

[Ryong]

You guys who were in the MLP mafia, what'd element of honesty mean?

[rpgdemon]

I honestly don't remember.

[Kerensky287]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/tumblr_lrs77p0XH41qcfqo5o2_500.gif

BANG! Nikose, you're dead!

[Ryong]

...

Kerensky is Yusuke Urameshi and has daykill powers?

[Fenris]

Nikose, Invisible Serial Killer is dead!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Nikose, Invisible Serial Killer is dead!

Hah!
Oh wow.

[rpgdemon]

...What was that?

Also, good choice of abilities, Nik.

[Geminex]

Awh yeah bitches, guess who's alive again!

Someone tell me what's neen going on while I have been in my not unexploded state.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well apparantly we've killed 3 SKs, somebody has reviving powers, Kerensky is a dayvig amd RPGdemon is a talking tree stump. Think that about covers it so far.

[Ravashak]

He's a tree stump that can talk. I don't think he gets to do anything else.
My suspicions turn towards Ravashak, who boldly admitted he had no reason to be voting me even as a potential for my lynching went on.

Vote: Ravashak
Rewriting history, Karesh? I was the first to vote for you, based on the position of the pic you posted, which went with past experiences. Even at its height, there were just 4 votes on you, which I THINK was still less than the amount of votes on Aldurin, so you were never in any real danger of being lynched.

And we had 4 attacks at night (POS got double hit), and now we have 3 SKs down. Guess this means we have just one night kill left (and one day kill if Kerensky can use it every single day).

rpgdemon just strikes me as a role that's allowed to talk even when dead, the votes (if thrown) just won't count.

At this point, I'm inclined to vote for Kerensky, while his death showed us he's a miller, the colour was orange instead of yellow for town (as shown by several others). As far as I know, millers should normally be town that shows up as scum in investigations, but this wasn't an investigation, this was a normal death in which the true alignments should've come up.

So, until someone comes with a better idea:
Vote: Kerensky287

[Kerensky287]

Just gonna point out that my daykills are temporary.

That's why Gem and I are both back today.

Nikose is coming back in a day too, I just wanted to verify that he was actually in the game; I thought something was off when I saw the player list (12 people) and the number to lynch (7 people), but I didn't think it would be fair to make any assertions to that extent while I was technically "dead".

Also, I didn't know if I'd actually be coming back, since Geminex exploded.

Heh.

Geminexplosion.

[Kerensky287]

Like, I was basically trying to pick the stupidest, weirdest powers I could think of, and one of them was a daykill that doesn't stick, and another was being a GM-confirmed Miller. If anyone investigated me (which won't happen, because why the hell would anyone bother with PO in this kind of game?) I'll turn up as Mafia, but as far as I know I'm actually town.

Nikose still wins with his not-being-on-the-player-list, though.

[Geminex]

So basically, your unsolicited fingerbanging leaves no lasting scars?

That's a relief.

[Ravashak]

So basically, your unsolicited fingerbanging leaves no lasting scars?

That's a relief.is your power to kill people in RL through laughter?
Probably not, but it was damn close with me =)

[Ryong]

So Nikose's coming back tomorrow, so we already know who's going down tomorrow.

Unless Kerensky wants to keep fingerbanging him forever. Do you want to do that, Kerensky?

And, yeah, stumps simply are able to still talk while dead, they can't vote. I don't know if they can be targetted, but, then again, it'd serve no purpose as they can't do anything and can't die again.

[Kerensky287]

I can try re-exploding the tree stump tomorrow to see what happens, if you like.

I'm also tempted to see what happens if I shoot myself.

[Ravashak]

You'll unlock your Persona?

[Ryong]

Also, I just noticed:

I guess Geminex has a temporary bomb or was that a side-effect of Kerensky's power?

[Geminex]

I'm a bomb. Not even temporary. You kill me, you die.

I was really hoping earl would try to kill me again. : (

[Ryong]

Oh okay so it's just Kerensky's shenanigans.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

So Nikose's coming back tomorrow, so we already know who's going down tomorrow.

Unless Kerensky wants to keep fingerbanging him forever. Do you want to do that, Kerensky?

And, yeah, stumps simply are able to still talk while dead, they can't vote. I don't know if they can be targetted, but, then again, it'd serve no purpose as they can't do anything and can't die again.

We should probably lynch Nik tomorrow, so that Kerensky can free up his fingerbang and reveal somebody elses role. He essentially acts like a PO that automatically reveals roles and alignments for everybody, so his power is better suited for routing out scum.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Rewriting history, Karesh? I was the first to vote for you, based on the position of the pic you posted, which went with past experiences. Even at its height, there were just 4 votes on you, which I THINK was still less than the amount of votes on Aldurin, so you were never in any real danger of being lynched.


That's a hilarious accusation mister "I'm gonna keep saying Karesh role claimed scum on day 1 in Hatland mafia even though he totally didn't."

Regardless, for a time the votes were even. For another time as I recall it, I was the majority target. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but I distinctly recall believing I could be lynched during that day.

The time of your vote doesn't really matter. What matters to me is how you choose to remove that vote. This:
Main reason I voted for Karesh was 'cause it's a near certainty that he'll react to it if I bring it the way I did.

Unvote: Karesh

Is incredibly odd to me.
I can understand an early vote to gauge reaction. But your removal only came at a time when you could confirm Aldurin would be the one to get dead. I'd have to ask, by my reactions to your vote did you believe I was or wasn't scum? The length of your vote indicates one thing, but abandoning that vote indicates another. Especially since you never actually make any indication as to what your thoughts on my reaction were.

It's my belief that a townie would have posted "I posted to get a reaction, and that reaction told me this." Rather than just referencing that you wanted a reaction a townie would be openly sharing the information they gathered.
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I was the first to vote for you, based on the position of the pic you posted, which went with past experiences
Main reason I voted for Karesh was 'cause it's a near certainty that he'll react to it if I bring it the way I did.

Which was it?

[Kerensky287]

At this point, I'm inclined to vote for Kerensky, while his death showed us he's a miller, the colour was orange instead of yellow for town (as shown by several others). As far as I know, millers should normally be town that shows up as scum in investigations, but this wasn't an investigation, this was a normal death in which the true alignments should've come up.

So, until someone comes with a better idea:
Vote: Kerensky287

The point of having my role written as "miller" was so that people would see that I'm a townie who investigates as mafia. The same thing would happen in a normal mafia game, to show that people were duped by the role.

That strikes me as pretty obvious, actually, so I'm feeling that Ravs just knee-jerked in response to what he saw as a Daykill Vig, when I'm really much closer to a PO/timeout player.

I take that to mean he's scum. Like 90% of the players here, most likely. (Not Gem, though!)

Vote: Ravashak

[Ryong]

We should probably lynch Nik tomorrow, so that Kerensky can free up his fingerbang and reveal somebody elses role. He essentially acts like a PO that automatically reveals roles and alignments for everybody, so his power is better suited for routing out scum.

Yeah, I know, it was a joke.

Unless Kerensky wants to keep fingerbanging him forever. Do you want to do that, Kerensky?

How does that not sound like a joke?

I find Ravashak's reasoning to vote on Kerensky - given his powers - is extremely shaky, therefore:

Vote:Ravashak

[rpgdemon]

rpgdemon just strikes me as a role that's allowed to talk even when dead, the votes (if thrown) just won't count.

Scum numba one.

And, yeah, stumps simply are able to still talk while dead, they can't vote. I don't know if they can be targetted, but, then again, it'd serve no purpose as they can't do anything and can't die again.

Scum numba two.


Vote: Ryong

[rpgdemon]

Ravashak probably isn't a pro-town role, but Ryong is almost certainly scum.

[Ryong]

...I'm scum because I read on the wiki weeks ago about what're stumps?

[rpgdemon]

You're scum, because you're giving suggestions that only help the mafia, if they're true.

[Kerensky287]

I'll be honest, I don't see how Ryong is scum just from that.

Also I don't understand why a dead guy's votes should count...?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yeah that doesn't sound like great logic there man. Although right now I have no real ideas on who to vote, except the people we don't know yet of course.

So to that end;

Vote: Bookworm

For being suspiciously quiet. I want to hear more from you.

[Ryong]

Yay, sanity.

I was weirded out by Bookworm earlier, but I guess I forgot to do anything about it. Ravashak is still getting my vote out of "Hey, let's lynch the guy that's helping us a lot!".

[Sifright]

I'm going to agree with Hawk, throwing my vote on bookworm as the potential unknown killer.

Vote:bookie

[Ravashak]

That's a hilarious accusation mister "I'm gonna keep saying Karesh role claimed scum on day 1 in Hatland mafia even though he totally didn't."

Regardless, for a time the votes were even. For another time as I recall it, I was the majority target. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but I distinctly recall believing I could be lynched during that day.

The time of your vote doesn't really matter. What matters to me is how you choose to remove that vote. This:


Is incredibly odd to me.
I can understand an early vote to gauge reaction. But your removal only came at a time when you could confirm Aldurin would be the one to get dead. I'd have to ask, by my reactions to your vote did you believe I was or wasn't scum? The length of your vote indicates one thing, but abandoning that vote indicates another. Especially since you never actually make any indication as to what your thoughts on my reaction were.

It's my belief that a townie would have posted "I posted to get a reaction, and that reaction told me this." Rather than just referencing that you wanted a reaction a townie would be openly sharing the information they gathered.
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Which was it?You claimed to be powerless in Hatland, very early, and you reacted every single time someone brought that up. That's the reason I decided to give you a poke in this game after you turned the pic in this thread. So yes, the two reasons I gave are not in any sort of contradiction with each other. And I guess I have to apologize for sleeping from time to time, things grew a bit faster than expected at night, when I last checked the thread that day, there were 3 votes on you. Still pretty far from immediate danger. When I woke up, Aldurin had come with his multiple claim, which turned out to be almost correct (SK instead of vig), so I switched to him. I must admit I didn't count the votes, so I was a tad surprised it ended the day.

Did you expect me to explain every thought I had on your reactions to throw here in the open? I felt it would be better to have people analyse it themselves if they chose to. My removal of the vote on you, and the lack of reapplying it on day 2 should give enough information, though.


The point of having my role written as "miller" was so that people would see that I'm a townie who investigates as mafia. The same thing would happen in a normal mafia game, to show that people were duped by the role.

That strikes me as pretty obvious, actually, so I'm feeling that Ravs just knee-jerked in response to what he saw as a Daykill Vig, when I'm really much closer to a PO/timeout player.

I take that to mean he's scum. Like 90% of the players here, most likely. (Not Gem, though!)

Vote: Ravashak

So I'm supposed to make judgements based on information that I did not have at that time? I'll admit, I thought that Geminex reviving part was due to someone else's power, not because yours is a combination of jailer and PO. This would've put you as a day-kill with multiple lives, for example. You also seem to ignore a far bigger reason for my vote on you, the color you have, orange, not yellow which would be town, as shown with the others that got hit and revealed as town, and I don't feel that Miller explains this, as I've explained before.

Unvote: Kerensky287

[Ryong]

So on that case...

Unvote:Ravashak

Vote:Mr.Bookworm

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I still don't like the look of Ravashak, but on the side of practicality I guess I've got no choice but to go along with the second place option.

Vote: Bookworm

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Unless I've missed it somewhere you appear to still be voting for Ravashak Karesh.

[Kerensky287]

Bandwagon powers activate!

Unvote: Ravashak

Vote: Bookworm

(Note that I do not actually have bandwagon powers, those don't exist.)

[Ravashak]

Vote: Bookworm

This should be lynch

[Fenris]

Mr.Bookworm, bus driver, town-aligned is dead in the facemouth.

Night 2

[Fenris]

Nikose lives!

Kerensky, miller doesn't!

Ryong, mafia don bomb doesn't either!

because Ryong exploded as bombs are wont to do, Ravashak, Serial Killer of the cult of the Glorious Revolution is dead too.

Day 3 3 to whatevs

[Sifright]

Vote:Nikose
Lynch him kill him mash him up!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Vote: Nikose

[Geminex]

Vote: Nikose.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well, guess we're done here then, cult wins.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Fuck yeah.

[Geminex]

Well done, lads. Glad I could be of assistance.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

You were mostly just tidying up Gem.

Roleclaim time! Because it'll be funny to show you guys how screwed you all were after night 1;

I am Cult Leader of the Cult of Boethia.

My only regret is that I didn't get a chance to say, "Kerensky, I choose you!" and then have him fingerbang rpg, just to make sure he was dead.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I am Lawrence of Arabia, leader of the Arab Revolt.

[Geminex]

You were mostly just tidying up Gem.
Excuse me? You won as soon as I joined your faction. Clearly, this was all me.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well we were also trying to cult Kerensky and kill Ryong, but that only half worked out.

[Sifright]

I am Sifright, Cult leader of the Glorious revolution.

[Ryong]

I knew I probably wouldn't get past another night, because Nikose would be back, everyone would be weirded out that Kerensky got killed and then people'd think it was me.

I wasn't mafia don or bomb. I was the only mafia in the game and whoever interacted with me in any way during the night died. If it was a kill role both would die.

[Geminex]

And for the record, I am Applejack, element of honesty, bomb, culted night 2.

Given that my intention when I started was "die in a funny manner", I'm pretty happy with the way things turned out.

[POS Industries]

Okay, so which two of you fuckers were the ones that went after me?

[Ravashak]

Not me, I targetted rpgdemon night 1.
So I'm guessing 2 of the following 3, Aldurin, Nikose, Ryong.

Must say, it's hilarious to have 3 different cults aligned after night 1, with a SK as bonus.

[Ryong]

I was one of them, POS.

I'm a dumb mafia.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yeah it was pretty hilarious how that worked out. And then all 3 of us somehow manage to be the only unknowns at the start of day 3, by which point we've already won.

[Ryong]

Oh how different things would've been had I been targeted N1 by the cult.

[Fenris]

Cult hasn't won yet, you are all idiots!

Nikose is dead again though! Night 4!

[Fenris]

To clarify, there are still 3 alignments present in this game. For any of these alignments left to win, they need to compose 51% of the playerbase.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Fen, we've essentially merged all 3 of our cults, due to each cult leader culting another. Seeing as there's no more kill roles left and we all pretty much have the same people working for each of us, continuing further is kinda pointless.

All that's going to follow now is the 3 of us trying to work out how to cult everyone so that everybody is in all 3 cults, which would also make it a win.

Really we should just save the hassle and assume we've all won. (That is, the remaining survivors).

[Fenris]

You say things like you think I'm not aware of them

[Fenris]

It's day again, 3 to stuff!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Vote: No Lynch

[Geminex]

Vote: RPG the tree

[Sifright]

Vote:The tree that is RPG

Vote:Rpgdemon

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Vote: rpg

Aaand that should be it. Again.

[Geminex]

$10 says that we're still not done.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well we should all be in the same cult now. And clearly there's no more threats to us. So yeah, if this doesn't work I dunno what's up.

[Fenris]

you cannot lynch a tree stump that is silly

night 5

[Geminex]

That'll be ten bucks, please.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

God damnit Fenris what the fuck?!!

[Nikose Tyris]

NightKill: Geminex

[Fenris]

nik, you're even deader than the tree stump that karesh just tried to induct

[Nikose Tyris]

Doesn't sound like me at all.

[Geminex]

This is such a cultsterfuck.

[Nikose Tyris]

Things that are the point of Fuck You Mafia: Clusterfucks

Things that might be missing the point and need to be reminded: Geminex

Things that aren't things: Cultserfucks.

Stupid Multicult games.

[Geminex]

Dead people: Nikose
Not dead people: Geminex and co.
People who should stop posting at night: me.

[Fenris]

Cult of the Glorious Revolution wins due to a 75% majority, with its membership consisting of:

Geminex - Applejack, Element of Honesty
Karesh - Lawrence of Arabia, Cult Leader of the United States of America
Hawk - Cult of Boethia Leader

Of note is the lack of Sifright on this list because he is currently Sifright - Glorious Revolution Cult Leader, Cult of Boethia-aligned.

Funny how that works.

ps fuck you

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

FINALLY! Jesus fuck.

[Fenris]

That's the spirit!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I mean look at this shit! (http://piratepad.net/QEDCrKzzXB) These were our attempts to work this crap out, and it was all just a technicallity since we were all really aligned since night 1 anyway.

Really I'd say Sif won too, with honourable mention to Rav, for taking out Ryong.

[Ryong]

So, hey, what the heck was Bookworm's power?

[Fenris]

He could switch two people each night.

He never used it.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Fenris is A Dickface, Dickface aligned.

[POS Industries]

So until I'm told otherwise I'm going to assume it was Nikose that was the other person to kill me (or possibly just desecrate my already cooling corpse, depending on order), because fuck you Nik, that's why.

EDIT: Okay so apparently it was Aldurin who was probably buttmad that I figured him out so easily.

Nik you and me are still broz 4 lyfe.

[Nikose Tyris]

Broz for lyfe, fuck yeah

totally didn't kill you night 1

nope

[Mr.Bookworm]

He could switch two people each night.

He never used it.

Yeah, I checked out for a bit, peeped back in just to see that Night was ending, and then completely missed the bandwagon lynch on me.

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks.