"F*king Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"

[Seil]

I got Skyrim for my - is that how you spell 'shennanigans?'; With one 'n' in the... the.. ALDURIN! What's with the Skryirm, huh? Huh? Huh? You think we wouldn't notice?! You think we wouldn'ta connected'a dots! (And such!) One letter! You were betrayed by one letter!

(It was 'r,' in case ye were wonderin'!)

I got Skryrim what fer me birthday! (Thank y'all fer' noticin'!) Anyhow, I was playing, right, and these priests came up t'me, right, and they were like 'Destroy the evil with what will claim our land!" and I was like 'Mkay.'

I harbor no ill will, yee timourous beastie, to you or your brood (http://nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=22000)... (and no matter how much sense that makes) I've got to slay ye as I did to... well, your brood (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40282&page=3). So have at ye, ye blaggard!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/thisisgonnabegood-1.gif

[Aldurin]

Quit hatin' on my or dragon powers if you keep confusing names with one-letter differences.

[Seil]

It's a good hiding place, it's just that you've done a terrible job disguising yourself.

Like Groucho Marx and his novelty glasses.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Really? I didn't even recognize him until now.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/acunningdisguise.gif

He fits in perfectly with the typical NPF demographic.

[mauve]

GROUCHO DISAPPROVES OF YOUR MOCKERY OF HIS FANTASTIC GLASSES AND TOTALLY-NOT-PAINTED-ON-MUSTACHE.

[Seil]

FUS RO DAH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0weD8iBsmqM&feature=related)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

So, ITT we're fighting Alduin/Aldurin? In that case, JOOR Zah-Frul!

There, problem solved.

[Seil]

Then how do we deal with Shyria and/or Robin? There's surely not enough exposed breasts in this trifecta.

Which is why I fell out of Catholocism, but that's a different thread.

Anyway, I think we need a dragon hunter of some sort. I recommend Kevin Costner. I think he could use the work.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Then how do we deal with Shyria

WULD Na-KEST!

and/or Robin?

KRII Lun-Aus!

[Flarecobra]

To deal with Aldurin.. lock him a room and force him to watch the Twilight movies.

Shy, you can't do anything with. She's too awesome.

Robin, leave him to me. ^_^

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I think that's pretty much the tactics I just described there in dragontongue.

EDIT; For Robin I suppose I could have used a YOL Tor Shul! Instead, which amounts to the same thing.

[Aldurin]

To deal with Aldurin.. lock him a room and force him to watch the Twilight movies.

You intend to break an already broken mind? Isn't that like throwing liquor to put out a fire?

[Flarecobra]

You can always break stuff down farther. ^_^

[Shyria Dracnoir]

(Whirlwind Sprint)

So your plan is to run away as quickly as possible. How adorable.

[CABAL49]

The only way to stop a dragon is to convince them that Aslan is their lord and savior.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

So your plan is to run away as quickly as possible. How adorable.

Against you? HELL yes! I'm not crazy.

[Seil]

Debatable.

However, the matter is that we defeat the giant, evil dragons of doom. Different matter entirely, though, Hawk, you should probably see a psychologist.

I think we need a virgin as dragon bait. Any volunteers?

[Flarecobra]

I'd make a joke here, but it'd be in very poor taste.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I think we need a virgin as dragon bait. Any volunteers?

http://americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments/pics_virginville.jpg

[Magus]

Don't destroy the dragons, it is all a conspiracy to create a nationwide transmutation circle! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.335610-Skyrim-Fans-Uncover-Insectoid-Conspiracy)

Throughout the frozen wasteland that plays host to the game there are a number of bugs trapped inside various jars. If you've played the game for an extended period of time, you've likely found one of these imprisoned creatures only to assume that it serves no purpose beyond adding a bit of flavor to the detailed fantasy world. A group of Reddit users with far too much time and an abundance of creative reasoning skills however, has discerned a far more sinister purpose behind the glass prisons.

Specifically, these bug jars seem to be a primer on how to summon the apocalypse.

See, the lid of each jar is emblazoned with a rune that when translated from the language of the dragons into English offers a vague description of a location within Skyrim. Weird, right? Man, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Take this proposed theory, for instance:

Someone noticed the connection between the five cities Morthal, Whiterun, Winterhold, Dawnstar, and Windhelm, and realized they formed a Pentagon. He also noticed three dragon "sanctuaries" or whatever you may call them, Mzinchaleft, and the Tower Stone formed a smaller pentagon within it, making a transmutation circle. In the general area of the middle of the circle, there is a shrine to Talos with a circle of stones around it. His theory was that if you placed the bugs on their respective cities (see post for relation between bugs and cities), committed genocide in those ctities, kill the dragons at the dragon areas and the one that Mzinchaleft leads to, activate the tower stone, and wait for the "Promised Day".


Clearly Father is behind it all.

[Aldurin]

Against you? HELL yes! I'm not crazy.

Pansy, it's only Shyria.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Well, there's a statement that will certainly never breed resentment in your followers.

asshole

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Wait a second, why am I taking orders from you anyways? I have two years of membership and five whole rep gems up on you. By that logic, I'm should be the big dragon on campus. So back off weenie.

[Thadius]

And thus the great dragon war started.

[Loyal]

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

[Geminex]

20 bucks on Shyria in round 3.

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/1277244184-d-war-1187.jpg

[Krylo]

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

pukDzbhXD7Y

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20111205-e0a8d.png

[Geminex]

Hey, Hawk, stopping edging in on Seil's gimmick in a Seilthread. That's just douchey.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Epic Dragon Debate

You now realize how lucky you are that the Internet doesn't have a Dragonspeak language pack.

[Melfice]

You now realize how lucky you are that the Internet doesn't have a Dragonspeak language pack.

Give it a few weeks.
After all, there's a Daedric font available. Don't see why there won't be a dragon-speak font.

EDIT: Never mind. Here's one. (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-Dragon_script.zip) Install at own risk.
Mind, everybody'd need to have it installed to read it.
EDIT AGAIN: Yeah, yeah. This ain't a language pack, but it's the next best thing, really.

[Revising Ocelot]

That CtrlAltDel comic is stupid. Not nearly as stupid as the rest of them, but still stupid.


LOL le cake and le pie so random epic XD

[Seil]

He's saying that the humans think it's all big and amazing and whatever and the dragons are debating something exciting, but in reality they're not. It's not that haha cake and pie arguments are epic.

We've actually had those debates on NPF, sadly.

[Ramary]

And those debates are far more insightful, funny, and entertaining then CAD.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Hey, Hawk, stopping edging in on Seil's gimmick in a Seilthread. That's just douchey.

...

FO Krah-Diin!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It's not that haha cake and pie arguments are epic.

Blasphemy

Also, pie or GTFO

[Flarecobra]

http://s3.roosterteeth.com/assets/media/9_45b8d24d56362.jpg