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Thadius
02-28-2012, 04:43 PM
You should probably watch the opening movie. Just FYI. (http://youtu.be/Y2120OkjfMo)

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I love this game. Really I do. And I only just picked it up for a song.

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This is my TNO's starting stats. For your info, I will NEVER put stat points into Charisma. Pointless, because I know of a way to do it so much BETTER.

Blackness. That's what I tell people I first remember. A black sky, with gray shores, and water more reflective and as opaque as quicksilver. A dead tree on an island in the middle of the river, the water lapping at my boots. A cold wind that you can't feel, but nonetheless, chills you beyond the bone, to your very core.

Then a sudden pain in my chest, I fall over, into the river, and I see a thousand skeletons, all pointing accusingly at me.

And then light.

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After I awoke, I realized I was on a hard slab. Not the most comfortable of places to be napping. And then I started to put two and two together when I smelled the stench of death.

Clearly, I had died. I groaned as I got up.

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Fortunately, it appeared as though I was not the only one mistaken for dead. Though I couldn't blame whoever did the mistaking, really. After all, if this chatterbox ever stopped talking and lay still, he could EASILY be mistaken for dead.

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I began to realize I had bigger problems than merely being mistaken for dead. I had mistaken my own identity, for one. I couldn't recall my name. This...could be an issue.

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And not only was I nameless, but I was also scarred. Which would explain the constant pain whenever I tried to move.

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Even as I asked the skull to read my back out, I knew, with a heavy sense of forboding, that this wouldn't spell out anything good for me.

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Somehow, even with my memory lost, the name triggered something in my brain. Some deep-seated words of caution. I asked the skull to read on.

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Even as I asked, I looked around. No books were readily apparent. Either somebody stole it, or it was never here to begin with. In either case, I had no journal, so I was failing whoever wrote those notes already.

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I figured, while I was busy looking around, I might as well ask the skull about half the things on my back.

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I was unused to the idea, then, that there would be more walking dead than me. But as I looked around, I noticed that clearly, that was not the case. More bodies shambled around, without the slightest sign of actual life in them.

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I thought it was a little unfair of Morte to dismiss them as not having feelings just because they were dead. I had died, apparently, and I still had feelings. Right then, they were of annoyance.

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While I COULD go and punch zombies barehanded, I realized that it was probably smarter to arm myself. At least then I'd have an advantage on the zombies.

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Something told me that the corpses hitting me wouldn't be an actual problem.

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And here's Morte's stats! Morte is a pretty handy guy to have around, he gains some special abilities, some of which improve the longer you keep him! Downside is, as he's a mere floating skull, he can wear literally nothing that might keep him alive. The upside to THAT is that he can't really be tagged by foes all that often! Morte'll be a staple of the party.

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I found a few bandages on one shelf. They didn't look like they'd help much, but every bit counts.

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On another, I found the scalpel.

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Once again, Morte started to annoy me, so I began firing back.

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Thankfully, he understood the potential consequences of not aiding me.

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And so we got to work.

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After destroying all the corpses, the key was mine. Now to get out of here.

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Sadly, the key didn't work on the door near where I got it. Oh well.

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Once again, Morte started chattering. Once again, I took the opportunity to pump him for information to fill the gaps in my memory.

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'Dustmen' wasn't a very fear-invoking name. 'Corpse-men' might've been better.

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So they believe everyone dies...and the fact that I clearly had, yet wasn't...I could begin to see the problem here.

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...He couldn't be serious. Some vague memory was trying to push to the surface regarding the word for what this was.

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I would take any chance proffered to me to steer this conversation away from that sort of topic.

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...Something told me that keeping Morte in line would be trouble.

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Okay he had a point. I wasn't even sure if I was walking straight.

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It looked like it was going to descend into a sarcasm-contest...

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But then Morte came up with a good idea.

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So I gathered some supplies up, and made a crude, but functional, journal.

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It was then that I was introduced...

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To the sheer depth...

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To Morte's and my own depravity. Which brings me to now. I'll write more in a bit, journal. I have to help Morte look for his jaw after I jokingly knocked it off him.

Locke cole
02-28-2012, 06:03 PM
This is good.

This is very good.

Locke cole
02-29-2012, 07:33 PM
No, seriously. More people need to see this thread, and comment, darnit.

akaSM
02-29-2012, 08:33 PM
A LP of Planescape Torment? I've wanted to play this for quite some time, this should be interesting :3

Thadius
02-29-2012, 09:16 PM
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http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: These corpses don't have a whole lot left up in their bone-box, so when some dustie tells them to do something, they just keep doing it until they're told to stop. Even if they finished it already.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: No no, about that 'Rule of three' thing. What was that about?

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Oh! Some berks believe things tend to happen in threes. Three parts, three choices, and so on. Frankly, I think it's a load of bunk. Examine any series of events, and you're bound to find loads of coincidences!

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: I see.

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The next room held something that might give me answers. After all, if I had died, and this was a logbook of corpses, then I had to be in here somewhere. I'd look in the most recent entries. 'Large, male, scarred corpse, was accompanied by flying talking skull that would not shut up.' Foolproof planning...

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...Except someone had carefully excised those last few pages with some sort of bladed instrument. Perhaps the scalpel I now hold? Whatever the case, I had run into another dead end.

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Of course, shelves weren't the only place I could get items from. Thankfully, the zombies were...well, zombies.

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There was only one proper response to this.

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Nothing could deter me from possibly vital clues!

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Unfortunately enough, it was only somebody else's last will and testament. Or something of that nature.

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But that wouldn't stop me from helping a poor person out. In this case, I was helping myself to whatever this man thought was worth the attention of the Dustmen.

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It was simple enough to begin with...

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Then it got a little strange...

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And then I got what I was after. An earring that hummed faintly with magical energy. I didn't dare put it on, for all I knew it was an Earring of Exploding Your Head Clean Off.

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And then I noticed...this man. I'll get back to you in a moment, journal, I'm going to read over his shoulder and see if I'm in his book anywhere. This could take a while.

akaSM
02-29-2012, 10:15 PM
What would the Earring of Exploding Your Head Clean Off explode Morte's head clean off? :raise:

Locke cole
02-29-2012, 10:18 PM
Clean off of this plane of existence.

akaSM
02-29-2012, 10:23 PM
Clean off of this plane of existence.

So, something like escaping off this plane? :dance:

Locke cole
02-29-2012, 10:37 PM
If you count the afterlife as escaping.

akaSM
02-29-2012, 10:40 PM
If you count the afterlife as escaping.

We've seen several some zombies around, the afterlife looks like a torment. Morte's dead anyway so, he would go to the after-afterlife.

Locke cole
02-29-2012, 10:44 PM
So, he'd eSCAPE from his TORMENT.

akaSM
02-29-2012, 10:50 PM
He would eSCAPE this PLANE of TORMENT by blowing his head off with the Earring of Exploding Your Head Clean Off.

We've deciphered the game's title Thad.

/Let's play

Thadius
03-03-2012, 02:19 AM
The only reason it took me so long for this one is because there are a LOT of fucking words coming up. I had to decide if I would transcribe it all for YOU, or leave it in image form for ME. You won, by a short margin.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Greetings.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Whoa, chief! What are you doing?!

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Just talking with the scribe. It seemed rude to read over his shoulder and not talk to him at all. Kinda like leering at a lady without saying anything.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Look, rattling your bone-box with dusties should be the LAST thing you consider doing-

:knowledge: *HACK COUGH HACK*

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: And we ESPECIALLY shouldn't be chatting with any terminally ill dusties, either. So let's just beat it before he comes around and notices you're a bit more lively than the usual corpse.

:knowledge: : Oh it's much too late for that.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Well...we're piked, aren't we?

:knowledge: : Not at all. I am Dhall, the cataloger of the dead. Again you have come, restless one, and again you strive to leave.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Whoa. 'Again'? You know me?

:knowledge: : Always the question. Always the wrong question. Yes, I *know* you. As much as one can *know* a corpse that repeatedly enters your logbook.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Do you know my name, then? I seem to have misplaced it.

:knowledge: : That is beyond me. All I know is you die, you rise, and sometimes, you forget. Always you pester me for information, and sometimes you leave here with others.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Others? What others? Are they here, then?

:knowledge: : Do you not know of the memorial in the north-west on the ground floor? A woman, I believe it is dedicated to, one who meant much to you in a previous life. As for any others you may have traveled with, they are not here. *COUGH HACK*

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Are you...quite all right?

:knowledge: : Just my lungs dying. No matter. I am close to the True Death, now, and I embrace it gladly, for it removes me from this shadow of life.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Shadow of life?

:knowledge: : This life is but an illusion, filled with pain and suffering. To pass on is to enter a paradise where these things are no more.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Riiiiiight. Well, if you don't have any more relevant information for me...

:knowledge: : Only that the others would find you an abomination and throw you into the crematorium.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Thanks for that. But I'm curious, why don't you?

:knowledge: : Because to force my beliefs upon one who is undying in unjust. You must come to your own conclusions about the world around you.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: You are possibly the wisest man I have met so far. I'm not sure if you'll retain that position for long, seeing as how I'm going now, but I thought you deserved a compliment.

:knowledge: : Take care, restless one. May you find peace someday.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: ...There appears to be a page stuck between books...Okay that looks awfully familiar. Don't mind me, just taking your page.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: What's it say, chief?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Pharod, again. He delivered two corpses in addition to my own...did I happen to have any fist irons?

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Not that I could see, chief. Then again, I don't have hands to search with.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Gonna have to have a chat with some of the staff, then...wait wait wait. These two are the same bloody corpse, from the same source. Either Pharod is a murderer and is sloppy about choosing new methods, or something is up.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Oh god it reeks in here. WHY? Why is it necessary to dissect the dead? My nose! This is the worst thing I've smelled yet!

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Cheer up, chief. I'm sure we'll find something worse later.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: You are not helping.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Hmm. That stitching looks recent. Lemme just...pry this scalpel into there...

*Riiiiiip*

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: 78 on the inside, 506 on the outside. Guess they're really into recycling here.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Lemme give you a hand with balancing yourself, corpse.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Uh, you don't want to be doing that, chie-

*RIIIIIIIIP SPLAT THUD*

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: ...How. How do you so poorly construct a zombie that it falls APART when you pull on it's ARM?! On the bright side, I have a new club. And you were right, Morte. We found something worse.

Next time: Quests!

akaSM
03-03-2012, 03:40 PM
Zombies, they don't make them like they used to

Grimpond
03-03-2012, 04:37 PM
I vote Straight fighter, if only to make it harder for you

Thadius
03-06-2012, 09:32 PM
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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: I said, Greetings.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: I think this dustie chit might be a bit short of hearing, eh chief? Let's leave off before she comes to.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: What's wrong with her hands?

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: I'll get your damned key, but you'd best watch your threats, you hear me?

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Only in the next room over from the false zombie, I found some embalming fluid for Ei-Vene. Maybe once I brought her supplies, she'd be willing to give me the key?

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It was then my vision blurred, and I realized my eyes weren't the problem. My brain was. It was filling in a blank spot in my memory.

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Apparently I had done something...

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...very much like this before.

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I thought it was only polite to wait. Maybe I'd regain another memory.

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It was then I realized I'd become her next project.

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Surely not ALL the zombies in the mortuary were her handiwork. It's not like she could make me any worse, anyways.

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I would have done this if I hadn't intended to give it away as soon as I got it.

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:mad: Dun't know. Maybe check storage upstairs.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Uh, chief, are you sure this is the best idea?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Nope. Which is why YOU'RE going first.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Me and my big mouth.

Next time: Running!

Loyal
03-06-2012, 09:55 PM
I am enjoying this.

akaSM
03-07-2012, 01:28 AM
Me wunts moar

Thadius
03-12-2012, 04:33 PM
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http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Chief, I've got good news and bad news.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Good news first.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: I know where the rooms up here are. One in the north, one in the south, and one on the west. The western one looks securely locked. Bad news is, I couldn't tell. What with the lack of arms and everything.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: So it's up to me to scout around up here.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: And avoid the dustmen. Did I fail to mention they were up here too?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Great. Just great.

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I quickly ran to the southern storage room and found an iron prybar. It could be useful, I suppose, if any more storage containers were locked.

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In the next one, a note was all there was, detailing the odd behavior of corpse 42. I moved on.

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Some healing charms, some coin...nothing useful though. Like an emergency escape hatch.

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The fanged circle on this corpse piqued my curiosity, but if I ever knew, it was gone now.

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The trinkets I found were scant consolation, magical though they might be.

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Eventually I found a key, but something drew me towards one particular corpse...

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Corpse 42. The odd one. And the one I *remembered*.

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As we initiated this strange ritual, I knew in the back of my mind that this would be both familiar and new.

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Indeed, I did not know the function of this iron sphere.

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That was fine, because it knew its own function.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Hey chief, get what you were looking for?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: Yes and no. Now that I've got a key, we should be able to get out of here, or at least down to the first floor.

http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: Where there will be even more dusties. You sure your head's on straight, chief?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2czx18z.jpg: I've got an idea about how to deal with that.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/104rf43.jpg: I'm still not sure your head's on straight, chief. I mean, I know mine isn't, but you're not providing a lot of proof that yours is.

Next time: Shambling!