All right, this has gone far enough (The Grammar Nazi Topic)

[Magus]

Quit saying "wreck havoc". It is pronounced "wreak havoc".

I know, I know. Somebody fucked up a year ago on a major news network, or possibly during a debate, or maybe some political pundit decided to be all down-home and folksy for the viewers. Even I cannot remember the exact origin of this turn of phrase, though I have heard it more and more often on television as the months have passed by. I have turned a blind eye to this until now.

But you, sir, are an elected official. I should not be able to tune into C-SPAN and hear the phrase "wreck havoc" coming out of the mouth of an elected official. You, good sir, are not a fucktard, or at least I should hope you are not. Quit sounding like one. I can only assume you even went to college, despite your clamoring that college is the domain of the liberal elite.

Quit saying "wreck havoc". Immediately.

Ahem.

This is the Grammar Nazi topic. Within this topic is where we define the line. No peccadillo is off limits. No offense unworthy of disdain.

MY FRIENDS.

LAY DOWN THE GRAMMAR HAMMER!

[Azisien]

Their is gonna be sum arguements up in here,

[McTahr]

Their is gonna be sum arguements up in here,

You know that feeling where you feel like you're falling and freak out and try to catch yourself, when you aren't even moving?

My brain just did that.

[Bells]

Your wrong!

[Mr.Bookworm]

Bitches are going to be stabbed.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Pretty sure I'm this forums biggest or one of its biggest offenders.

[Magus]

I'm not even bitching about the internet. I just know one of these days the president is going to pronounce "bathe" as "bath" on national television (SOMEHOW) and I'm going to have to commit suicide.

Like he will possibly even say "bath-ed" instead of "bathe-d". That's how bad it's going to be. The president is going to sound like the annoying overcorrecting white people at a dinner party. And it all begins here.

[RickZarber]

Two things really annoy me, even though I have been guilty of the former: "a whole 'nuther" and "should/would/could of".

[Meister]

"Fail" is a verb. Within one or two specific thematic context areas it can be a noun. That's its entire possible area of application and using it any other way, including ironically, makes you look both 3 years old and not very smart for your age.

Pretty sure I'm this forums biggest or one of its biggest offenders.
I think you're the major "fail" user here, yes. :mad:

[akaSM]

"should/would/could of".

Ok, seriously, why does this one even happen? it's not a typo, of and have are 2 completely different words for me. If someone could tell me why does that terrible thing happen, please tell me.

"Fail" is a verb. Within one or two specific thematic context areas it can be a noun. That's its entire possible area of application and using it any other way, including ironically, makes you look both 3 years old and not very smart for your age.


I think you're the major "fail" user here, yes. :mad:

I gots grammer you're ,arguement is so fail: its invalid

[Meister]

hey I know let's go somewhere people list things that annoy them and make a point to do everything on the list

[TDK]

"could've/should've" etc are pronounced very similarly to 'could of' so its a natural transition.


Also, I'm never heard anybody say 'wreck havoc'.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Fuck dem biscuits.
Grammar nazis are whiny bitches who can't control anything in their life so desperately grab onto the one thing they think they can control- outdated archaic rules of grammar- and in doing so miss the entire point, history and mechanics of language.

[Pip Boy]

There are going to be some arguments here.
ftfy


You're wrong!
ftfy

I'm pretty sure I'm either this forum's biggest or one of it's biggest offenders.
FTFY

Ok, seriously, why does this one even happen? It's not a typo, "of" and "have" are 2 completely different words to me. If someone could tell me why that terrible thing happens, please do.
FTFY



I have excellent grammar, good chap. Your grammar, however, is so inadequate one could describe it as an utter failure. Crumpets.
F...TF...Y....

Hey, I know, let's go somewhere people list things that annoy them and make a point to do everything on the list.
Strength... fading... Will to live... diminished...

Fuck dem biscuits.
Grammar nazis are whiny bitches who can't control anything in their life so desperately grab onto the one thing they think they can control- outdated archaic rules of grammar- and in doing so miss the entire point, history and mechanics of language.
*HHHhrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg*

EDIT: Here is a link to my favorite thread. I keep it tucked away for situations just like this. Read at your own risk. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=34189&highlight=kirby2000)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

As long as people stop mixing up ei and ie I'm fine, like, what does even have to happen? It's wierd to to see people write about how much they love weiners.

I could of bitched about this in detail and wrote volumes about it. Many people make that mistake, maybe your getting it wrong too.

E: Fuck grammar and spelling,

[Arhra]

But you, sir, are an elected official. I should not be able to tune into C-SPAN and hear the phrase "wreck havoc" coming out of the mouth of an elected official. You, good sir, are not a fucktard, or at least I should hope you are not. Quit sounding like one. I can only assume you even went to college, despite your clamouring that college is the domain of the liberal elite.

Quit saying "wreck havoc". Immediately.

Ahem.

This is the Grammar Nazi topic. Within this topic is where we define the line. No peccadillo is off limits. No offence is unworthy of disdain.

MY FRIENDS.

LAY DOWN THE GRAMMAR HAMMER!

There are going to be some arguements up in here.

You're wrong!

Pretty sure I'm this forum's biggest, or one of its biggest, offenders.

Ok, seriously, why does this one even happen? It's not a typo, of and have are two completely different words for me. If someone could tell me why does that terrible thing happens, please tell me.

I have grammar, your ,arguement is so fail:, it's invalid.

Hey I know, let's go somewhere people list things that annoy them and make a point to do everything on the list.

"Could've/should've", etc. are pronounced very similarly to 'could of' so it's a natural transition.

Also, I've never heard anybody say 'wreck havoc'.

Fuck dem biscuits.
Grammar nazis are whiny bitches who can't control anything in their life so they desperately grab onto the one thing they think they can control - outdated archaic rules of grammar - and, in doing so, miss the entire point, history and mechanics of language.

As long as people stop mixing up ei and ie I'm fine, like, what does even has to happen? It's weird to to see people write about how much they love wieners.

I could have bitched about this in detail and written volumes about it. Many people make that mistake, maybe you're getting it wrong too.

E: Fuck grammar and spelling,.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Fuck dem biscuits is correct though?

[Arhra]

Idiomatic usage is permissable!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You made a bunch of unnecessary corrections. Both British and American spellings are generally considered to be correct. Also: 70 % of all mistakes made in this thread are intentional for various reasons. Mostly humorous, sometimes demonstrative.

I sound like I have a stick up my ass when I speak German.

[Arhra]

Then they are thirty percent wrong.

And that's terrible.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The only way you can be "wrong" at grammar is if you are misunderstood. You understood all their posts, thus they are correct

[rpgdemon]

Many people make that mistake, maybe your getting it wrong too.

This sounds like something on a standardized test, like, "Which is a correct way of concluding that essay?"

[tacticslion]

The only way you can be "wrong" at grammar is if you are misunderstood. You understood all their posts, thus they are correct

But he didn't necessarily understand that it was done in jest or irony, thus they are incorrect! Oh! Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn*.

Also, I have no idea how one would even begin to go about performing a sexual act upon any sort of a "biscuit" whatsoever, regardless of which side of the pond you're on.

* Seriously, I'm giving you guys this one.

[Magus]

At least I can take pride in the fact that my only "mistakes" were an American spelling and a sentence fragment used purposefully for effect.

Again, my main complaint is with "experts" on the news who continually say things like "this bill will wreck havoc on our financial system" constantly. I hate talking points in and of themselves, but when they continually say the wrong thing over and over again because they are repeating said talking point, it becomes especially grating. I could care less about grammar on an informal internet forum. Well, as long as I can understand what you are talking about.

Oh, and yeah, saying "EPIC FAIL!" constantly is dumb, but dumb in and of itself, not simply because it is ungrammatical. But I can see why it would be annoying to someone. "My bad" is another one everyone says now, even people entirely disconnected from the dialects where it is commonly used. BUT at least it is how it is actually said. Saying "wreck havoc" is like saying "My brad".

[Pip Boy]

The only way you can be "wrong" at grammar is if you are misunderstood. You understood all their posts, thus they are correct

Does this mean that 70% of your posts have bad grammar? :smug:

[synkr0nized]

Quit saying "wreck havoc". It is pronounced "wreak havoc".


<3

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Does this mean that 70% of your posts have bad grammar? :smug:

No becuase it assumes a suitably intelligent recipient.

[Fenris]

No becuase it assumes a suitably intelligent recipient.

SMB: "I know you are, but what am I?"

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I've never really been bothered all that much about another's grammar mistake(s). Partly because I'm not very good with grammar myself but mainly because I don't believe anyone has perfect grammar. We all make a mistake every now and then, some way more then others.

[Flarecobra]

Ya'll weawwy wove making gwammew nazis have fits, don'tcha?

Imagine that said with an Elmer Fudd voice.

[pochercoaster]

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

Argument is not spelled with two e's. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/argument)

:smug:

[rpgdemon]

Fewer/Less bothers me. Fewer for countable entities, less for uncountable. There is less water in that bucket than the other. There are fewer rocks in that bucket than the other.

[Cloud Strife]

The one that bothers me the most is likely one of the more archaic rules of the English language. It's 'I am well', not 'I am good', dammit!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man I didn't want to have to start this shit.

Fewer/Less bothers me. Fewer for countable entities, less for uncountable. There is less water in that bucket than the other. There are fewer rocks in that bucket than the other.

Not anymore it isn't.

The one that bothers me the most is likely one of the more archaic rules of the English language. It's 'I am well', not 'I am good', dammit!

Not anymore it isn't.
Unless you dudes have internet in like 1840s.

[Arhra]

Argument is not spelled with two e's. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/argument)

:smug:

Damnit strikethrough typeface, you've failed me for the last time!

[Sifright]

Damnit strikethrough typeface, you've failed me for the last time!

That's the last straw! Now I use my secret weapon!

http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review59317/duckz.png?1315590463

lol lyke high erry 1 gud 2 be here in dis txt.

[Magus]

Fewer/Less bothers me. Fewer for countable entities, less for uncountable. There is less water in that bucket than the other. There are fewer rocks in that bucket than the other.

http://i50.tinypic.com/i5rorq.gif

Does this mean that 70% of your posts have bad grammar?:smug:

Oh, we can understand what he is saying, just not why he is saying it.

His bad grammar is probably due to his rampant alcoholism.

[Arcanum]

When someone uses "worst" instead of "worse" I die a little inside.

Fun fact: When I was in grade 6 or 7, most of my class thought "worse" wasn't a real word, and that you should always use "worst."

[Magus]

So they said things like, "He did worst than her on that test?" Seriously? I hope high school fixed this for them--oh, who am I kidding?

[Arcanum]

Yes. And it sucks because I still see people saying things like that *coughramarycough*

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I figure whenever someone makes English mistakes I don't make they have to be pretty dim or at least have one of the plenty conditions that fuck up their linguistic abilities, because I'm not even a native speaker, I have to be worse than all of you. Right?

E: Seriously, damnit, It's wiener. WIENER. Why the fuck is it so hard for some people to get ei and ie right.

E: Fun Fact: In German weiner means whiner.

[rpgdemon]

Fun fact: I've never seen Game of Thrones. That one gif is more enticement for me to watch it than everything everyone has said about it.

[Magus]

I figure whenever someone makes English mistakes I don't make they have to be pretty dim or at least have one of the plenty conditions that fuck up their linguistic abilities, because I'm not even a native speaker, I have to be worse than all of you. Right?

E: Seriously, damnit, It's wiener. WIENER. Why the fuck is it so hard for some people to get ei and ie right.

E: Fun Fact: In German weiner means whiner.

I know some people who learn English as their second language are often better than the average native speaker. One of my English professors in college was from India and she knew/knows far more about English grammar than I do. I'm assuming that since you have to learn it to master it, you avoid making mistakes that someone who just learned it totally "by ear" might. On the other hand, people who learn a language as a second language have problems with euphemisms and turns-of-phrase.

Fun fact: I've never seen Game of Thrones. That one gif is more enticement for me to watch it than everything everyone has said about it.

If anyone complains about the adaptation of the books to the show, I just point out that for all his genius George R. R. Martin never had the foresight to show Stannis was a Grammar Nazi. Freaking perfect.

[Premmy]

E: Fun Fact: In German weiner means whiner.

Requesting "Grammar Nazi" Tag featuring an image of a hotdog with a Hitler mustache

[Cloud Strife]

Not anymore it isn't.

In the words of Wikipedia: "Citation needed."

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.
What.

[Sifright]

Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.



What.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P5O0m0uxOvg/T9Vn5Y1Dv7I/AAAAAAAAAXk/HdBwWoKwKe0/s640/144702_OBJECTION.gif

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22758525.jpg

Verdict: NOT GUILTY OF GRAMMATICAL ERROR.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

*testimony

Also: Punctuation.

Unless it's, like, a portmanteau of testicle and money.

E: Actually, *witness'
Unless Smarty is multiple people.

E2: Another thing that bugs me is that "objection" makes very little sense in this context. Unless there is an alternate definition of that word I'm not familiar with.

[Sifright]

objection makes perfect sense. I find kareshs 'what' to be objectionable, the information presented by smarty is easily understood.

As for the rest of what you've said i've no idea what you mean.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You forgot to add the apostrophe and in fact all punctuation. If you you write captions for images on the internet you better make sure It's all correct. If your font doesn't provide any punctuation marks you can use MS Paint to add them. In fuchsia.

The word "what" is a demand for clarification in this case. You objected to that somehow. Yet, provided help in understanding what Karesh apparently had trouble understanding.

I feel I should check my grammar nazi posts for spelling errors but I just don't giev a fuck.

[Sifright]

I objected because it was obvious. That doesn't mean I won't provide clarification, also punctuation is clearly unneeded in image captions.

[Cloud Strife]

Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.

Really, it was more along the lines of personally wanting to see it in writing. Plus I just verified it myself checking on dictionary.com's app. Yes, there is an app for that.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I objected because it was obvious. That doesn't mean I won't provide clarification, also punctuation is clearly unneeded in image captions.

Did we swap languages and nobody sent me a memo about it? Cause Smarty's post makes absolutely no sense to me.

[Sifright]

Did we swap languages and nobody sent me a memo about it? Cause Smarty's post makes absolutely no sense to me.

I weep for the lost skill of deductive reasoning.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

My comprehension is fine. Smarty's ability to be clear and your ability to explain what you mean is the problem here.

[Sifright]

The one that bothers me the most is likely one of the more archaic rules of the English language. It's 'I am well', not 'I am good', dammit!


Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.

What.



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P5O0m0uxOvg/T9Vn5Y1Dv7I/AAAAAAAAAXk/HdBwWoKwKe0/s640/144702_OBJECTION.gif

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22758525.jpg

Verdict: NOT GUILTY OF GRAMMATICAL ERROR.


...... also the lose of memory.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Smarty's post was pretty clear yeah. Sure, he's not exactly formatting his posts in a way that makes them easier to read, (that's a flaw that comes with some degrees, as far as I'm aware) but I understoood everything he said in that post.

[Azisien]

u guise r hilarity

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Sir you're obviously being academically dishonest. Smart y's post is by no measure a legible and well formulated example of English.

You're trying to say that because you can contextually figure out what he means that his post is totally okay and that's no good.

[Sifright]

Sir you're obviously being academically dishonest. Smart y's post is by no measure a legible and well formulated example of English.

You're trying to say that because you can contextually figure out what he means that his post is totally okay and that's no good.

http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Holdit.gif

His post is clearly written in English whilst the formating is clearly poor it is both legible and easy to understand.

http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/3/3e/Takethat.gif

I offer into evidence Smarties post.


Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty
Man it would be real nice if people actually learnt what things are necessary to cite and what things aren't. Like citation isn't actually needed
But dictionary.com
definition 49 of good-
informal well.

As you can see above he is clearly talking about the dicationary definitions of good. Which specifies as the 49th definition 'Informal well'

I rest my case. :smug:

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Just because it is clearly in English doesn't make it good English, Sif.

[Premmy]

Just because it is clearly in English doesn't make it good English, Sif.

Only smarmy douchebags actually consider that to be a real thing.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Only smarmy douchebags actually consider that to be a real thing.

I like how I can see the line "Stop the hate" right next to that post about me being a smarmy douchebag.

[The SSB Intern]

http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Holdit.gif

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff97/The_SSB_Intern/franziska-clenchb.gif

Nuklear Wright is dead and should stay dead.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I like how I can see an instance of Nuklear Wright right above that statement that Nuklear Wright should stay dead.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The only good English is a dead English.

[rpgdemon]

I'd just like to say, definition 49 is really a long way down there in definitions, and clearly 1-48 get precedence over it, PLUS, 49 clearly says that it's for informal use only.

So, if you want to be better than 49th place, use one of the other definitions. If you're being formal, then you can't even apply number 49.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

All right, this has gone far enough. This petty arguing will not stand, therefore I see no alternative but to force you guys (both grammar nazis and none nazis) into a compromise. There has to be some middle ground where you will both see reason and willingly overlook the other sides pettyness/lack of caring. Therefore I will play the true villain and unleash upon you both the worst form of text based communication the world has ever created; leet speak.

l=R0/\/\ no\/\/ Ol\l y0v W!77 80W D0\/\/l\l 2 /\/\3! | /-\m u /\/\a$t3r no\/\/. a|| tl-l/-\t u R3aD S4/-\|| 8 in(0m|)reh3l\lsI8Le


Don't make me do that again NPF, or I shall unleash anarchy upon you. I swear I'll do it. I've had alcohol, I shit you not I will do it. Now, make peace.

[Sifright]

All right, this has gone far enough. This petty arguing will not stand, therefore I see no alternative but to force you guys (both grammar nazis and none nazis) into a compromise. There has to be some middle ground where you will both see reason and willingly overlook the other sides pettyness/lack of caring. Therefore I will play the true villain and unleash upon you both the worst form of text based communication the world has ever created; leet speak.

l=R0/\/\ no\/\/ Ol\l y0v W!77 80W D0\/\/l\l 2 /\/\3! | /-\m u /\/\a$t3r no\/\/. a|| tl-l/-\t u R3aD S4/-\|| 8 in(0m|)reh3l\lsI8Le


Don't make me do that again NPF, or I shall unleash anarchy upon you. I swear I'll do it. I've had alcohol, I shit you not I will do it. Now, make peace.

A true man bows down before no one. I see your attempt at incomprehensible giberish and raise you a perfect understanding of what you typed.

Compromise is for the weak, as long as we understand each other worrying about simple typographical errors on such an informal setting as a forum is both tiresome and silly. There should be no compromise.

[akaSM]

u guise r funeeh

I'r good grammer nazy

[Pip Boy]

I like how I can see an instance of Nuklear Wright right above that statement that Nuklear Wright should stay dead.

How better to reinforce the point than providing an example of the reason?

[Premmy]

I like how I can see the line "Stop the hate" right next to that post about me being a smarmy douchebag.

Didn't know you belonged to the Spider-American community.

[Magus]

Hey, guys. This topic was all just in good fun. I never wanted to create such division between us.

Even though the division is clearly deep and perhaps cannot be mended, I hope that one day, with enough posts in this topic, we may come to some consensus.

Yes, yes. Dance, puppets, dance! Dance! Dance for me! Your discord gives me strength! Soon I will be able to implement phase two!

[akaSM]

Magus, your posts seem to have words but, all I can get while reading them is this:

ekOqgknkVN4

[Fenris]

As you can see above he is clearly talking about the dicationary definitions of good. Which specifies as the 49th definition 'Informal well'

I rest my case. :smug:

No, the definition implies that informally, good can be used in place of well. It does not mean "informal well."

Seriously Sif, you are among the last people who should go about trying to lecture people on English. In that same post you tried to use "Smarties" to indicate a thing that is being possessed by Smarty. (The correct form would be "Smarty's," fyi.)

Hoo boy does this forum hate posting from phones.

[Fenris]

Also this thread is pretty terrible, I should probably do us all a favor and close it.

[Sifright]

No, the definition implies that informally, good can be used in place of well. It does not mean "informal well."

Seriously Sif, you are among the last people who should go about trying to lecture people on English. In that same post you tried to use "Smarties" to indicate a thing that is being possessed by Smarty. (The correct form would be "Smarty's," fyi.)

Hoo boy does this forum hate posting from phones.

I find most of this thread incredibly tiresome. Outside of ridiculous phone text contractions I don't nor should any one give a shit about simple typographical errors this is not a formal setting and we are communicating in our free time presumably to enjoy our selves. We are not writing a formal publication. Ergo smarty's point about grammar being correct if you understood the person irrespective of technical errors being my favored stance.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

This thread is pretty funny. Grammar nazis are a source of unending comedy, especially because by definition they don't know shit.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I figure I just post my grammatically correct LP here...

retsupurae teh guardian legend (screenshit version)

Hello, this is Guardian Legend Letsplay

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3403/sam1239p.jpg
This is title screen.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1236/sam1240i.jpg
This is story you can see on picture but here is again:

"Long ago,an alien race sent the a huge world hurtling towardthe earth,loaded with a cargo of mysterious lifeforms you must battle your way deep within the alien wold t odestroy it's vicious inhabitants. You are the guardian of earth and your sage will become TEH GUARDIAN LEGEND"

Let's start game. I mean play, Let's play!

http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/6764/sam1241b.jpg
This is me in space

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7360/sam1242s.jpg
This is rocks come to attack me

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4061/sam1243u.jpg
Help, it hard to hold camera to make picture while play

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/6512/sam1244u.jpg
I die

THE END!

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retsupurae the guardian legend 2 i get lost please help

Hello this is part second of guardian legend letsplay

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3041/sam1245d.jpg
last time wenn stopped play i finished corridor first but i dont show because it hard to make picture of game while play. sorry :(

but i fixed! now i can show all!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7181/sam1246x.jpg
there enemies here .help

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9127/sam1248l.jpg
the arrow show me where to go

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3381/sam1250w.jpg
bad arrow not everywhere so i have to fight this.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8410/sam1251d.jpg
it dead!

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/619/sam1252.jpg
more arrow!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7421/sam1253m.jpg
Now arrow everywhere I go,

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3523/sam1254e.jpg
I never get lost!

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3388/sam1255x.jpg
Help arrow have captured me!
I make contest. who can tell me how to escape arrow get shout out!

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retsupurae guardian legend 4 broccoli saga begin

Hello, this is guardian legend letsplay part fourth.

part third got lost sorry because power went out and i forget save. But I tell you what happen. First i escape arrow. the fifth fiend tell to ask for fish, i do, but not work. Then strange symbol man say come on to arrow. i put on nice face and am super nice to arrow but they not respond. So think maybe they sad they don't have fish so I go to market and buy dead trout. back home I try to give fish to arrow. throw it at monitor but it not work. Then I see that it paused and I press play. After that I kill three boss. It really cool, sorry I don't have anymore but it hard to make :(


http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8322/rp0301.jpg
now in broccoli forest.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2826/rp0302.jpg
they hard I run

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/7334/rp0303.jpg
arrow

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now time for action

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I now fly!

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a lot of things try to hurt me

Then mother call me upstairs and tell me stop play video game and do homework and i say i not play i watch play and make photo with my camera. she say i crazy. took long so video was over when i back. sorry :(

[Fenris]

This thread is pretty funny. Grammar nazis are a source of unending comedy, especially because by definition they don't know shit.

Good to know you're a wholehearted proponent of the continued abuse of the English language.

[Azisien]

I control language, it doesn't control me. Grammar Nazis just have an inferiority complex that they try to make up for by being exacting.

[Sifright]

Good to know you're a wholehearted proponent of the continued abuse of the English language.

Good to know you, like many others misunderstand the entire purpose of language in the first place.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I ne ácnæwe þisses drohtaþ

[Sifright]

I ne ácnæwe þisses drohtaþ

This is clearly meaningless and my grammar nazi ways tell me you are obviously making a mistake because that isn't english.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Good to know you, like many others misunderstand the entire purpose of language in the first place.

The purpose of language is communication. It is a fluid, organic and ever evolving creation of man, it also happens to have rules. The rules are there to make your statements clearer and following them is a basic and extremely easy to perform courtesy to those you're addressing.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The purpose of language is communication. It is a fluid, organic and ever evolving creation of man, it also happens to have rules. The rules are there to make your statements clearer and following them is a basic and extremely easy to perform courtesy to those you're addressing.

þá Regolas béoþ þynneum toeacan sárcwideas

[Sifright]

The purpose of language is communication. It is a fluid, organic and ever evolving creation of man, it also happens to have rules. The rules are there to make your statements clearer and following them is a basic and extremely easy to perform courtesy to those you're addressing.

þú beháwest níede ne ágietee ácumendlicnesse

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Mensch wos bringd'n ihr do widder, des ko ja net woa sa. Halded einfoch eura pappm ihr seid ja eh zu bleed zum scheißn. Kruzifix nucha moll na.

[Bells]

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[Fenris]

This thread is shit, and half of you are actively trolling and the other half is passively trolling. I'd say I was surprised, but I would be lying.