You might not be kidding, but you are also not making sense.

Seriously, what does that even mean?

He's referencing "My life is Twilight" thing where everyone compares bits of their life with the books/movies.

The fetish chart was one thing, but damnit Mirai/Bells we did not need that site to be brought up!

My boyfriend covered himself in glitter because he knows Edward is the only man who will ever make me happy and my obsession with a fictional character who isn't even likable in the first place is killing him inside.

MLT