Did Twilight not creep you out enough?

Mirai Gen · 03-07-2010, 03:13 AM

Here then, why not have this?

Speaking of soap, I need to find something that can get rid of the skeezy feeling I've got right now.

Krylo · 03-07-2010, 03:28 AM

...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea?

Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed the tags.

"Sparklesnatch."

This is now the best soap ever.

Token · 03-07-2010, 10:32 AM

Not particularly work safe, but then again, neither was the sparklesnatch*.

*and on that note, now I feel dirty for having sparkles in my signature.

TopHatAssassin · 03-07-2010, 11:27 AM

Oh the fun one could have with the sparklesnatch and the vamp. And only for a mere $43!

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 11:37 AM

I'll put these here, early on in the thread, as sort of a palate cleanser for the horrors to come and the horrors already here.

Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 1
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 2
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 3 & 4
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 5 & 6
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 7
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 8 & 9

Enjoy.

Shyria Dracnoir · 03-07-2010, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea?

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

I think...

I think you took the wrong interpretation of that phrase.

DFM · 03-07-2010, 01:42 PM

There is no sparklepeen, there is only the cold dead peen.

This is the worst soap ever.

Quote:

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

That's not how anything in this post works.

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFM

That's not how anything in this post works.

It also raises... you know what? Nevermind.

Tev · 03-07-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFM

That's not how anything in this post works.

Yeah, I think I'm going to want a follow-up clarification on that...

Shyria, do you really think that getting soap in the crotch is painful to a girl? What is your justification for that assertion?

03-07-2010, 03:13 AM	#1
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Did Twilight not creep you out enough? Here then, why not have this? Speaking of soap, I need to find something that can get rid of the skeezy feeling I've got right now. __________________

03-07-2010, 03:28 AM	#2
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea? Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed the tags. "Sparklesnatch." This is now the best soap ever. __________________ I am very tired.

03-07-2010, 11:27 AM	#4
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	Oh the fun one could have with the sparklesnatch and the vamp. And only for a mere $43! __________________ Aye, num nums indeed.

03-07-2010, 11:37 AM	#5
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	I'll put these here, early on in the thread, as sort of a palate cleanser for the horrors to come and the horrors already here. Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 1 Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 2 Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 3 & 4 Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 5 & 6 Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 7 Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 8 & 9 Enjoy. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

03-07-2010, 10:32 AM	#3
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Not particularly work safe, but then again, neither was the sparklesnatch. and on that note, now I feel dirty for having sparkles in my signature.