An open letter to Phil's Signature
 

Dear person in Phil's signature. I am not a taco. I don't know why you think that I am.

I don't even resemble a taco.

Sincerly,
-Not a taco

You're denying that quite a bit for someone who allegedly isn't a taco.

Well, you are clearly made of meat, so i would suppose that you are not a Taco...

... but, how can we be sure?!

I perpose disecction.

FOR SCIENCE!

If he is not made of ground meat, cheese, sauce, and corn/flour tortilias... then he's not a taco.

We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to put a man back together.

I have a list of 88 103 22 57 NPFers who are confirmed to secretly be tacos, working to destabilize our burger and bagel based way of life.

I can't actually show any of you the list for forum security purposes, but I assure you that if you blindly follow my every instruction, I will have this crunchy menace running for the border in no time!

Maybe he is a Burrito? I mean, think about it... is a Taco simply not a U Shapped Burrito?

C'mon... THINK!

Hey man, I have many friends who are burritos. They're deep. They have layers. Like an onion.

Did you take into account the possablty of spy tacos?

And what about taquitos? Or are those little tacos?

And if it's a human/squiddle hybrid, would it fear being battered and deep-fried?

Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

All I have to say is:
 

eight!
 

There's a place around here called "Tako Sushi"....

I actually only just now saw the "tako" in phil's sig. Like, just after reading your post. I hate seafood though.

I assumed rpgdemon was just hallucinating as a means of coping with the fact that he is a sentient food item of questionable edibility in a Mexican fast food restaurant. Or due to his ongoing denial of that fact, I guess.

And, of course, I am now hungry for them.
 

Gonna turn your Luka into some Takoyaki, Phil.

Fuck you guys.

I prefer quesadillas

when everyone starts looking at you with hungry, prejudiced eyes...
 

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Is it our fault you're so tasty?

Serioiusly, guys.... back off.

chill out... don't make me..
BACK THE FUCK OFF!
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I love how the guy actually slams at the window and his body rotates out...

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TACO JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!

Back to Phil's Creature In His Sig... Is she able to be worn as a hat?

Yo prem, just wanna give you a head ups. Don't fall asleep or I'm gonna slather some fire sauce on you and scarf you down like the crunchy, meaty treat you are.

Is that a sex thing? I think this is sex thing...

HEY GUYS! Nin is goin on'bout some sex thing over'here!

Nah, this a tacovore thing, purely for taste and sustenance. Although there probably are some people who make into a sex thing.

Are you one of those people, Bells? Is this a sex thing for you?

>.> ...

... <.<


...sex...ish.... maybe...

Advanced OUTTA HERE techniques.

Methinks the taco doth protest too much. Clearly Premmy wants to be eaten with plenty of sour cream and chipotle sauce, just playing hard to get, the little minx.

First rule of informed consent: "No" means "go right ahead, big fella! I'm just playing coy with you."

And all that struggling and screaming and crying and trying to claw your eyes out? That's just to make things more exciting.

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That thing looks less cute and more freaky, I have to say.

I want to have it and keep it and name it GeorLuka!

As I grew up on Tacos, I am an expert enough to state that rpgdemon is not a taco, while Premmy is, and that Intern Nin is some sort of taco fetishist.

But I must admit I'm intrigued by this recommendation to be "t-rexcellent" to each other. In all my years, I have never heard such a term, and the only picture my educated mind can conjure is that of Jurassic Park. Wherein, a man was eaten while sitting on a toilet by what was called a T-Rex.

This raises only more questions that can only be answered with hard science.

This is starting to get more elaborate.
 

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Mo' like
 

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ERRYBODY ITT IS A TACO

Discuss.

Hah! What is a taco? A miserable little pile of toppings!

There are many kinds of taco.

Fish, ground beef, steak, chicken, shrimp, and pulled pork.

How about that?

All My Taco Jokes Are Dirty
 

You know one day I'm going to be sick of that joke.

That is not this day.

That day shall not come. I have spoken!