Obama Doesn't Explicitly Mention God; Thanksgiving Ruined Forever
 

The USA is going to hell because Obama didn't thank God, apparently.

(I didn't put this in News because it's so incredibly stupid, why would you report this crap.)

What if he got his food from Satan?

I give thanks to the people who made the food and to Abraham Lincoln for making Thanksgiving a holiday. Who else would I thank?

He should say something about God once every sentence, it's just common sense.
 

So that he doesn't forget to remind Americans that they do?

The best part is that he did both. He referred to God in his written Thanksgiving proclamation.

The obvious and factually indisputable interpretation is that Christian Republicans can't read.

The writer of the article must be new to Twitter. People take to Twitter and other social networks and get angry over the most mundane shit. I think that's the primary function of a social network, actually.

I believe FDR set Thanksgiving to the fourth Thursday of November, so there's that perhaps.

But he was a communist.

I love how republicans love to act as if Christianity is the US's state religion.

Well, it isn't as bad as the fake outrage over the stealth Muslim turkeys.

Personally, I'm not clear how having a halal turkey would make it any different. Nor, how would it be subversive to our taste buds. But then, I'm not one who thinks fluoridated water turns us into Communists.

You know, there's a brand of halal chicken sold at my local grocery store next to the other brands, and it generally tastes the best. I'm pro-stealth halal.

Maybe Obama just didn't know which god should he thank :confused:

"God we would like to thank you for this bountiful feast, we would like to, but we paid for it ourselves. So thanks for nothing"

"Oh mighty Slaanesh, we thank you for this delightfully decadent feast before us, we thank you for whipped cream, cherries and flavored lubricant, and we thank you for making damn sure that Nurgle did not get involved with this turkey before we did. Amen."

Turkey is the least of all poultries, and poultry the least of all meats.
 

I thought Thanksgiving was ruined forever when they decided turkey should be the seasonal dish of choice.

... Wait, what do you do with the turkey?

What DON'T we do with the turkey?

well at least he still pardoned the turkey, because i don't know what i'd do if i didn't get my annual dose of our leader lightheartedly jesting about a legal system that says some people don't deserve to be alive.

(i'm with krylo on this holiday. oh boy giant shitty chicken.)

OH! It's a Warhams thing. For a second there I thought I had drastically misunderstood all those American cartoons I'd watched as a kid.

we are doing them a favor really
 

maybe its more because of an abundance of dead birds

ITT: Seil links to webcomic

Difficulty: relevant and amusing