Obama Doesn't Explicitly Mention God; Thanksgiving Ruined Forever

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Critics of President Obama felt little holiday cheer after the president did not thank God in his Thanksgiving-themed weekly Internet address. They immediately took to Twitter and the Internet to voice anger and disbelief.

"Holy cow! Is that one screwed up or what?" columnist Sherman Frederick of the Las Vegas Review-Journal wrote in a Thanksgiving-morning blog post.

"Somebody ought to remind Obama (and his speechwriter) that when Americans sit down around a meal today and give thanks, they give thanks to God."

The USA is going to hell because Obama didn't thank God, apparently.

(I didn't put this in News because it's so incredibly stupid, why would you report this crap.)