Did Twilight not creep you out enough?
 

Here then, why not have this?

Speaking of soap, I need to find something that can get rid of the skeezy feeling I've got right now.

...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea?

Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed the tags.

"Sparklesnatch."

This is now the best soap ever.

Not particularly work safe, but then again, neither was the sparklesnatch*.

*and on that note, now I feel dirty for having sparkles in my signature.

Oh the fun one could have with the sparklesnatch and the vamp. And only for a mere $43!

I'll put these here, early on in the thread, as sort of a palate cleanser for the horrors to come and the horrors already here.

Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 1
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 2
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 3 & 4
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 5 & 6
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 7
Alex Reads Twilight: Chapters 8 & 9

Enjoy.

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

I think...

I think you took the wrong interpretation of that phrase.

There is no sparklepeen, there is only the cold dead peen.

This is the worst soap ever.

That's not how anything in this post works.

It also raises... you know what? Nevermind.

Yeah, I think I'm going to want a follow-up clarification on that...

Shyria, do you really think that getting soap in the crotch is painful to a girl? What is your justification for that assertion?