An open letter to Phil's Signature
 

Dear person in Phil's signature. I am not a taco. I don't know why you think that I am.

I don't even resemble a taco.

Sincerly,
-Not a taco

You're denying that quite a bit for someone who allegedly isn't a taco.

Well, you are clearly made of meat, so i would suppose that you are not a Taco...

... but, how can we be sure?!

I perpose disecction.

FOR SCIENCE!

If he is not made of ground meat, cheese, sauce, and corn/flour tortilias... then he's not a taco.

We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to put a man back together.

I have a list of 88 103 22 57 NPFers who are confirmed to secretly be tacos, working to destabilize our burger and bagel based way of life.

I can't actually show any of you the list for forum security purposes, but I assure you that if you blindly follow my every instruction, I will have this crunchy menace running for the border in no time!

Maybe he is a Burrito? I mean, think about it... is a Taco simply not a U Shapped Burrito?

C'mon... THINK!

Hey man, I have many friends who are burritos. They're deep. They have layers. Like an onion.

Did you take into account the possablty of spy tacos?

And what about taquitos? Or are those little tacos?

And if it's a human/squiddle hybrid, would it fear being battered and deep-fried?