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Oh my fucking GOD I own a house
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02j3mo0GY1qb6ll6.gif
It's over on 51 Shalom Crescent in Etobicoke; there's some work that needs to be done to bring it up to code, but it was a definite steal for only $322,000 for it's size and shape and location. I've got renters that will cover the mortgage and I'll be posting all my math soon but I am in CELEBRATION MODE since everything is 100% confirmed oh my god I OWN A HOUSE ASK ME QUESTIONS OR SOME SHIT ABOUT IT |
How many bodies can it fit in the backyard?
But in all seriousness, congrats man, and gonna put up any pics of it? |
I can put up pics from the listing article- I haven't taken any pictures of it with my own camera yet [won't until I get occupancy at it, end of April]
SO PICTURES http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/7866/w22734017.jpg http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4471/w22734016.jpg http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6528/w22734012.jpg http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/2609/w22734011.jpg They posted NOTHING of the Upstairs or Downstairs; the Upstairs is actually perfectly alright; the Basement is awful. Needs a massive renovation. Which means I get to use a Diamond-Tip Chainsaw. It's a pie-shaped lot, so the backyard only holds roughly 65% of a standard lot's capacity. However, see above regarding the diamond-tip chainsaw. |
BURN IT BEFORE IT STEALS YOUR SOUL!
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Built on ancient Indian burial ground. Callin' it right now.
Or an Amityville thing. Callin' that, too. Also, I refuse to believe that the man in the picture in the OP is anyone other than Nikose. |
The preferred term is cursed NATIVE AMERICAN burial ground!
Oh congratulations by the way. |
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Everyone I just discovered conclusive evidence that Nikose Tyris is, in fact, a demonic agent of the devil He lives alongside the Muslims and Jews How many wholesome Christian souls have you corrupted, Nikose?!? How does it feel to be in league with Satan?!?!?!? I probably shouldn't try to make jokes out of something so many people I know actually sincerely believe Hell, even *I* technically believe it? I don't know, I've been really confused on that point lately. |
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Self-Deprecation is a sacred art to all practitioners of the Snake religion
Oh come on now
If all the atheists here can crack jokes about how terribly bigoted Christianity is, I can too! Equal rights for the minorities of Nuklear Power!!!! |
We should all write you a letter. Filled with plant semen.
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