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Professor Smarmiarty 12-20-2012 09:15 AM

Apocalypse Now?
 
So 21 Dec has started and the world hasn't started ending so I think we can assume we have to wait until 21 Dec in the Mayan time zone which gives us about 16 hours. How iwll you spend your last day on earth? Having a sweet orgy? Beating people up in a hedonistic fury? Or Joining Smarty's death pull!
Get your votes in for how we are going to die. Winner gets to be god-king in the afterlife.

I'm taking aliens.
Still on the table- supervolcanoes, zombie uprising, global warming, solar flares, meteor, earth's magnetic field stopping, something to do with the internet.
Or if you are feeling adventurous- we were dead all along.

Flarecobra 12-20-2012 09:28 AM

The End.

That's all. Just the words The End appearing in the sky then nothingness.

Steel Shadow 12-20-2012 09:42 AM

I'll be optimistic. The words will be "Level 2!"

Hatake Kakashi 12-20-2012 09:59 AM

I want to see the GAME OVER screen. Maybe a little option below with RETRY and SAVE AND QUIT.

Sifright 12-20-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1218807)
So 21 Dec has started and the world hasn't started ending so I think we can assume we have to wait until 21 Dec in the Mayan time zone which gives us about 16 hours. How iwll you spend your last day on earth? Having a sweet orgy? Beating people up in a hedonistic fury? Or Joining Smarty's death pull!
Get your votes in for how we are going to die. Winner gets to be god-king in the afterlife.

I'm taking aliens.
Still on the table- supervolcanoes, zombie uprising, global warming, solar flares, meteor, earth's magnetic field stopping, something to do with the internet.
Or if you are feeling adventurous- we were dead all along.

Passed out in a pool of my own vomit with whiskey all over me.

I'm putting a 5'er on SOLAR FLARES that MELT YOUR FACE OFF.

Bells 12-20-2012 10:25 AM

Does anybody know how "end of the world" operates with timezones?

I mean... will Australia and Japan end first? Does it have to have the whole globe on December 21 for it to be a "valid doomsday"?

My country right now is using Daylight savings hours and all clocks are pushed forward 1 hours, will i die first or is a technicality?

My GMT em relation to the USA is +3 hours, does that mean i'll watch all of you guys blow up first?

And if so... can i have your stuff?

Smarty, those Jeans you have... they seem my size, and you won't be needing them, you'll be fucking dead... so... can i have them?

RobinStarwing 12-20-2012 10:37 AM

I bet 15 Dilithium on benovelent aliens landing on Earth and asking us to join their group of aliens and help us solve all our problems. We will then build giant ass Mecha to fly around the stars in with their help.

Kyanbu The Legend 12-20-2012 10:38 AM

If we die tomorrow, I just want you all to know. That I love you all and everyone else.


... Except the guys who made Big rigs and Sonic 06 and maybe the writers of Persona 3 and 4(golden) , they can not be forgiven.

Amake 12-20-2012 10:55 AM

Like I keep saying, dying is the wrong word for what is going to happen to us. I figure at worst we'll turn into pure energy and/or information. Of course this might have a catastrophic effect on your consciousness, especially if you're not prepared, and that's likely to take some time to get over, which may be a problem if time as we know it no longer exists. But still the important thing is to stay optimistic and don't get scared.

Bells 12-20-2012 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Amake (Post 1218819)
which may be a problem if time as we know it no longer exists.

I'm with a baaaaaaad keyboard at work, but, please, have this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5eG-aywZQ


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