Apocalypse Now?

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-20-2012, 09:15 AM

So 21 Dec has started and the world hasn't started ending so I think we can assume we have to wait until 21 Dec in the Mayan time zone which gives us about 16 hours. How iwll you spend your last day on earth? Having a sweet orgy? Beating people up in a hedonistic fury? Or Joining Smarty's death pull!
Get your votes in for how we are going to die. Winner gets to be god-king in the afterlife.

I'm taking aliens.
Still on the table- supervolcanoes, zombie uprising, global warming, solar flares, meteor, earth's magnetic field stopping, something to do with the internet.
Or if you are feeling adventurous- we were dead all along.

Flarecobra · 12-20-2012, 09:28 AM

The End.

That's all. Just the words The End appearing in the sky then nothingness.

Steel Shadow · 12-20-2012, 09:42 AM

I'll be optimistic. The words will be "Level 2!"

Hatake Kakashi · 12-20-2012, 09:59 AM

I want to see the GAME OVER screen. Maybe a little option below with RETRY and SAVE AND QUIT.

Sifright · 12-20-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty

So 21 Dec has started and the world hasn't started ending so I think we can assume we have to wait until 21 Dec in the Mayan time zone which gives us about 16 hours. How iwll you spend your last day on earth? Having a sweet orgy? Beating people up in a hedonistic fury? Or Joining Smarty's death pull!
Get your votes in for how we are going to die. Winner gets to be god-king in the afterlife.

I'm taking aliens.
Still on the table- supervolcanoes, zombie uprising, global warming, solar flares, meteor, earth's magnetic field stopping, something to do with the internet.
Or if you are feeling adventurous- we were dead all along.

Passed out in a pool of my own vomit with whiskey all over me.

I'm putting a 5'er on SOLAR FLARES that MELT YOUR FACE OFF.

Bells · 12-20-2012, 10:25 AM

Does anybody know how "end of the world" operates with timezones?

I mean... will Australia and Japan end first? Does it have to have the whole globe on December 21 for it to be a "valid doomsday"?

My country right now is using Daylight savings hours and all clocks are pushed forward 1 hours, will i die first or is a technicality?

My GMT em relation to the USA is +3 hours, does that mean i'll watch all of you guys blow up first?

And if so... can i have your stuff?

Smarty, those Jeans you have... they seem my size, and you won't be needing them, you'll be fucking dead... so... can i have them?

RobinStarwing · 12-20-2012, 10:37 AM

I bet 15 Dilithium on benovelent aliens landing on Earth and asking us to join their group of aliens and help us solve all our problems. We will then build giant ass Mecha to fly around the stars in with their help.

Kyanbu The Legend · 12-20-2012, 10:38 AM

If we die tomorrow, I just want you all to know. That I love you all and everyone else.

... Except the guys who made Big rigs and Sonic 06 and maybe the writers of Persona 3 and 4(golden) , they can not be forgiven.

Amake · 12-20-2012, 10:55 AM

Like I keep saying, dying is the wrong word for what is going to happen to us. I figure at worst we'll turn into pure energy and/or information. Of course this might have a catastrophic effect on your consciousness, especially if you're not prepared, and that's likely to take some time to get over, which may be a problem if time as we know it no longer exists. But still the important thing is to stay optimistic and don't get scared.

Bells · 12-20-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Amake

which may be a problem if time as we know it no longer exists.

I'm with a baaaaaaad keyboard at work, but, please, have this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5eG-aywZQ

12-20-2012, 09:15 AM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Apocalypse Now? So 21 Dec has started and the world hasn't started ending so I think we can assume we have to wait until 21 Dec in the Mayan time zone which gives us about 16 hours. How iwll you spend your last day on earth? Having a sweet orgy? Beating people up in a hedonistic fury? Or Joining Smarty's death pull! Get your votes in for how we are going to die. Winner gets to be god-king in the afterlife. I'm taking aliens. Still on the table- supervolcanoes, zombie uprising, global warming, solar flares, meteor, earth's magnetic field stopping, something to do with the internet. Or if you are feeling adventurous- we were dead all along.

12-20-2012, 09:28 AM	#2
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	The End. That's all. Just the words The End appearing in the sky then nothingness. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-20-2012, 09:42 AM	#3
Steel Shadow Mild Psychosis Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Aroundabouts thereish. Posts: 1,246	I'll be optimistic. The words will be "Level 2!" __________________ Yeah, I'm understating. I do that sometimes.

12-20-2012, 10:25 AM	#6
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Does anybody know how "end of the world" operates with timezones? I mean... will Australia and Japan end first? Does it have to have the whole globe on December 21 for it to be a "valid doomsday"? My country right now is using Daylight savings hours and all clocks are pushed forward 1 hours, will i die first or is a technicality? My GMT em relation to the USA is +3 hours, does that mean i'll watch all of you guys blow up first? And if so... can i have your stuff? Smarty, those Jeans you have... they seem my size, and you won't be needing them, you'll be fucking dead... so... can i have them? __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

12-20-2012, 10:37 AM	#7
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	I bet 15 Dilithium on benovelent aliens landing on Earth and asking us to join their group of aliens and help us solve all our problems. We will then build giant ass Mecha to fly around the stars in with their help. __________________ *NPF's resident Crazy Magnificent Bastard Ass Son Of A Bitch (CMBASOB)* Accept No Substitutes Also known as "The Least Interesting Man in The World" according to multiple surveys

12-20-2012, 10:38 AM	#8
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	If we die tomorrow, I just want you all to know. That I love you all and everyone else. ... Except the guys who made Big rigs and Sonic 06 and maybe the writers of Persona 3 and 4(golden) , they can not be forgiven. __________________

12-20-2012, 10:55 AM	#9
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Like I keep saying, dying is the wrong word for what is going to happen to us. I figure at worst we'll turn into pure energy and/or information. Of course this might have a catastrophic effect on your consciousness, especially if you're not prepared, and that's likely to take some time to get over, which may be a problem if time as we know it no longer exists. But still the important thing is to stay optimistic and don't get scared. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed