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Unread 01-07-2010, 04:51 AM   #300
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Default There's a Chris Rock in there too somewhere, and a Joe Pesci.

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Originally Posted by Geminex View Post
What do you mean, "about that too"? What do you mean? What happened? Am I dead? I'm dead, aren't I? Please tell me I'm not dead.
Well...you're not actually a Mechanic. For some reason you are a Peasent.



You also appear to be going through a Mid-Life crisis.

Anyway:

Meet the Sniper

Hawk is one of the veterans on the Watch, he was assigned to the Marksdwarf squad where it was his responsbility to train them into an effective fighting force (although having no experience in using a bow himself.) As you probably know, his right lung collapsed quite a few seasons ago and has never truly healed which leads him to sometimes passing out on patrol or trailing behind the younger, fresher recruits.



Of course, this has not deterred him from being highly effective in combat, leading him to having one of the highest kill counts in the fort.



Hawk also has a lover, ooOOoo. Let's hope they give us Spartan offspring.

Hmm, the last paragraph reminds me of somebody...


Pictured: Hawk (Right) and his sniper squad.

He's too old for this shit.
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