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Originally Posted by Loyal
Recycling? What the bloody hell kinda pansy elf idea is that!?
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Communiqué between Captain Loyal and acting(?) Captain Melfice, date unknown
Recycling a wooden mug into a... doorhandle is a pansy elf idea. Recycling a table into a shield is a pansy elf idea.
Re-purposing the magma that fell on the earth from our "magma shower" so that we can use it for a death-pit (or something else involving magma, and the horrible death of whoever sieges us) is a brilliant idea from your resident strategist (ME).
Besides, I have no idea if we have smelter yet, but I can assure you that smelting looted armour is an excellent way of bolstering out metal supplies.
Recycling, in other words.
It's all good to be a beer-swilling, homicidal, psychotic dwarf. I'm all for that; as a matter of fact, it's been long due we drank something together, Captain, but innovation is long due in our ways.
Hoping to have explained myself sufficiently,
Melfice.