What did science change? Science changed us! We used to live in caves, all fit and natural, clubbing our food to death! Cracking open lettuce heads and peppers for sabertooth salad.
Now look at us! Because of science, we genetically alter our food! We're able to herd our sabertooth tigers into death machines! Science has made us fat and lazy! Fat and lazy! Well I say no more! We must attack now!
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