I'm Going To Overthrow Science! This Villainy Has Gone On For Far Too Long! - Page 4

Professor Smarmiarty · 06-02-2010, 09:22 AM

No I was complaining about using the original meaning of words in response to IG. Learn to keep up.

krogothwolf · 06-02-2010, 10:32 AM

I always thought science was just a fancy word to say "allow us to design more destructive weapons!"

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 06-02-2010, 10:46 AM

Tesla would like a word with you all.

Professor Smarmiarty · 06-02-2010, 11:09 AM

Tesla championed AC current- ie the pussies current.

Krylo · 06-02-2010, 11:10 AM

Tesla built a death ray.

No one who builds a death ray can ever be equated to a pussy.

Magic_Marker · 06-02-2010, 11:13 AM

I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?

krogothwolf · 06-02-2010, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?

Cause you ugly!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 06-02-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Tesla championed AC current- ie the pussies current.

AC kills you quicker. DC is the pussies current. Nobody wanted AC in their homes because it was too dangerous and extreme for them to handle it. That's why Telsa championed it; because he didn't give a fuck.

And along with his death rays and wireless electricity (in uber-dangerous AC format, natch) he also built a palm sized earthquake machine. The man clearly was a supervillain and wanted to murder everyone with science.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

I think we're advoiding the real question here.

If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?

It can. Money is largely digital these days, all you need to do is hack the banks and type in some digits and BAM!, instant quadrillionaire.

Seil · 06-02-2010, 11:34 AM

What did science change? Science changed us! We used to live in caves, all fit and natural, clubbing our food to death! Cracking open lettuce heads and peppers for sabertooth salad.

Now look at us! Because of science, we genetically alter our food! We're able to herd our sabertooth tigers into death machines! Science has made us fat and lazy! Fat and lazy! Well I say no more! We must attack now!

Magic_Marker · 06-02-2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

It can. Money is largely digital these days, all you need to do is hack the banks and type in some digits and BAM!, instant quadrillionaire.

brb gettin' hooker monies.

06-02-2010, 10:32 AM	#32
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06-02-2010, 11:10 AM	#35
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	At least he claimed to have a working prototype Tesla built a death ray. No one who builds a death ray can ever be equated to a pussy. __________________ I am very tired.

06-02-2010, 09:22 AM	#31
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	No I was complaining about using the original meaning of words in response to IG. Learn to keep up.

06-02-2010, 11:09 AM	#34
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Tesla championed AC current- ie the pussies current.

06-02-2010, 11:13 AM	#36
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	I think we're advoiding the real question here. If science solves all out problems, then why aren't I rich?

06-02-2010, 11:34 AM	#39
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	What did science change? Science changed us! We used to live in caves, all fit and natural, clubbing our food to death! Cracking open lettuce heads and peppers for sabertooth salad. Now look at us! Because of science, we genetically alter our food! We're able to herd our sabertooth tigers into death machines! Science has made us fat and lazy! Fat and lazy! Well I say no more! We must attack now!