Don't we all wish we were so hot our very appearance would be classified as porn?
Though it could get a bit problematic in those countries where porn actresses have to measure up to a minimum breast size so no one can get the impression they are underage. I'm sure I don't have to draw you a picture.
Anyway the solution when you realize you're 50 years old and never got the special attention for being pretty like those slutty girls in the newspaper? Complain!
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