Ah, The Local Newspaper, The Best Source Of news, Local Events And... Porn?

Amake · 06-26-2010, 02:52 AM

Don't we all wish we were so hot our very appearance would be classified as porn?

Though it could get a bit problematic in those countries where porn actresses have to measure up to a minimum breast size so no one can get the impression they are underage. I'm sure I don't have to draw you a picture.

Anyway the solution when you realize you're 50 years old and never got the special attention for being pretty like those slutty girls in the newspaper? Complain!

06-26-2010, 02:52 AM	#5
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Don't we all wish we were so hot our very appearance would be classified as porn? Though it could get a bit problematic in those countries where porn actresses have to measure up to a minimum breast size so no one can get the impression they are underage. I'm sure I don't have to draw you a picture. Anyway the solution when you realize you're 50 years old and never got the special attention for being pretty like those slutty girls in the newspaper? Complain! __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed