1: Are you insured?
- Yeah, through my University. It's mandatory unless I have some other over-riding insurance, such as work or a parent. (Obviously, I didn't. That was $200 I could've used, too...)
2: Are you employed
- Nope! Wish I was.
3: Are you receiving any medical assistance (medicaid, etc)?
- Nope.
4: Are you a veteran?
- "See this leg? Neither do I, it got shot off in <war>!" Nah, I've never even held a gun. Only 19 and Canadian, man.
5: When was the last time you had to see a doctor?
- When my appendix was gonna asplode, methinks. Which is to say, grade 10. Which is to say... Shit. Math. 4 Years ago? Spring 2007. Saw a dentist just last week, though.
6: Are you insured through your parents?
- Nope.
7: Do you have any dependents?
- Nope, just my cat.
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