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Originally Posted by Overcast
I'd do great in politics if I could avoid my homosexuality. Other than that, I have a short cropped haircut. Business looking. I have lived my life in a bland, uncontroversial, and repressed manner that is almost unnatural. I have a sociopathic narccisim that makes me think I should be in charge of everyone so I can stand behind my points. I am serving a minimum military term. I don't make real friends or keep the kinds I might mistake as such, but I can come off making people feel warm.
I am the evil that populates your senate. I just need a fake attractive yet accessible wife and a child I forced out of her.
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The Republican National Committee will find ones for you from whereever they recruit them for their other closet cases.