The "my future presidential run is forever jeopardized because..." thread

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Overcast

I'd do great in politics if I could avoid my homosexuality. Other than that, I have a short cropped haircut. Business looking. I have lived my life in a bland, uncontroversial, and repressed manner that is almost unnatural. I have a sociopathic narccisim that makes me think I should be in charge of everyone so I can stand behind my points. I am serving a minimum military term. I don't make real friends or keep the kinds I might mistake as such, but I can come off making people feel warm.

I am the evil that populates your senate. I just need a fake attractive yet accessible wife and a child I forced out of her.

The Republican National Committee will find ones for you from whereever they recruit them for their other closet cases.