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Unread 07-26-2007, 10:55 AM   #1
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Default GRIM REAPER IS A CAT!

Oscar the cat has an uncanny ability to predict the final hours of humans in the nursing home where he lives. In 25 observed cases (who knows how many unobserved cases!), he has had very few mistakes.

"Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death."

"If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said."

Ah-ha! So, the truth comes out!
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