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Unread 07-26-2007, 10:55 AM   #1
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Oscar the cat has an uncanny ability to predict the final hours of humans in the nursing home where he lives. In 25 observed cases (who knows how many unobserved cases!), he has had very few mistakes.

"Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death."

"If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said."

Ah-ha! So, the truth comes out!
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Unread 07-26-2007, 11:06 AM   #2
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Unread 07-26-2007, 02:04 PM   #3
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Death from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels likes cats; perhaps it isn't too farfetched to imagine cats subbing for the Grim Reaper =P .
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Unread 07-26-2007, 02:41 PM   #4
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You just broke my brain.

*rocks back and forth, wide-eyed, mouthing, "pun," repeatedly*
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They were talking about this on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning...

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What? I had nothing else to watch...
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Well, how else is the cat going to earn a "living"?
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