In this thread, we class it up

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So one things I've noticed in my travels is that dudes don't know how to dress. Now while you may know me as a hobo-king I have a part-time job as a classy classy dude. The bennefeits of being classy are manifold- despite being an ugly man with unkempt beard and hair I get lots of people talking to me a t bars/clubs because I'm sweetly dresed and I can skip cover charges most of the time.
So NPF, it make over time.
1) Colour contrast is real big right now. There are two major schools of colour contrast, the layer effect (where clothing is contrasted by layer) or the extremities being contrasted with the interior. Now this one is difficult if you are not a classy dude like me with a wardrobe full of colour, so I'll give you an easy one. Most dress pants are black and black shirts are pretty common. Get a pair of white gym shoes- they don't have to be that classy, the attention won't focus on them- some white gloves, black and white hat if you got it- blammo an incredibly simple and classic outfit that actually works really well and is cheap as fuck. Don't ruin it with a white shirt in the middle, fucking awful.
2) Hats are sweet and amking a comback. Now there is a problem with hats. If you go to a tailor and get a hat measured it will be the wrong size because if you are a classy dude you aren't a tailor so they don't know class. You want a hat htat is 1-2 sizes too small, it depends on the type of hat. Properly fitting hats are total unclass.
3) Special bonus: If you have quite fine features or don't have much meat on your belly don't wear men's jackets, wear women's jackets particularly ones that flare at the hips and that hug arm tightly.
If you have heavy features, a sqaurce cut waistcoat is useful or any adornments aroundthe torso just to left right spine, the pocket region. A little flash is essential in this region.

So now we're all dressing properly we can class this place up in other ways cause frankly its a mess.