Grand Theft Auto 5: The Most Terrifying Canadian

[greed]

There's just so fucking much to do, like the whole in game internet alone is staggering. And they fixed all the shit from GTA4 with the stupid floaty driving and the shooting is more Max Payne/Red Dead. The characters are all well written and interesting.

The only real nitpicks are well the humour and a lot of the content (strip clubs, hookers) is pretty obviously aimed at like 14 year old boys, which given other games of it's ilk aiming for a bit more mature and general audience it's a little sad to see GTA not growing up. And that vehicular combat is still a mess especially when compared to say Sleeping Dogs. Still pretty solidly a 9/10 game though.

The heists in particular are amazing and it's easy to see why they were one of the main advertising points of the game. Also I laughed my ass off at how Franklin can get the cops called on him for just hanging around in one spot too long in a white neighbourhood. Realistic and biting social commentary, good stuff. Too bad much of the rest of the humour falls a bit flat.


Also cougars are back and as dangerous as ever, so uh watch out for those.