"What Do You Like About Yourself?" or "What Do You Hate About Yourself?"

[Seil]

So I've got this imagined scenario where there's this lady who's upset about her appearance and mentions so during a party, and I pull her to a mirror and ask her what she dislikes about herself. After she answers, I ask her what she likes about herself. I tell her that whenever she thinks of X, she should remind herself of Y. It's a scenario where I'm totally sweet and get major brownie points with said lady. It's an idea for a scene in something I'll write. (Eventually.) I get weird ideas and end up placing them with other story ideas.

Anyway, it prompted an idea for a thread. So sit while I spin you a yarn. I bet you're waiting on pins and needles. Be patient - a stitch in time saves thine.

The idea is that you have to say one thing you dislike about yourself. Not that you're gonna make any effort in changing it, not that it has to be anything overly personal, but something you dislike about yourself. Be it that you hate your weight/hair/procrastination or whatever. Then, then you halfta tell us something you like. Something that doesn't halfta be personal, again, but just something you feel happy or smug or pleased with. The idea is that you can live with the bad because of the good... or something. I don't know.

But for me, the answer to both is some variation of my alcohol consumption.