Let's Hook up Bob the Merc: A Social Experiment

Solid Snake · 09-03-2011, 11:36 PM

So on the NPF chat, I came up with one of my typical brilliant ideas...
...and Bob the Merc actually liked it!

Okay, so here's the deal.
All of us, every single interested party on NPF, is going to hook our beloved Bob the Mercenary up with dates.
(Because we're all sick and tired of hearing Bob talk about how lonely he is and how he traditionally takes even less action than I do to solve that conundrum.)

Our modus operandi is clear: We're going to have collective access to Bob's OKCupid account, and we are going to use the account accordingly. Since Bob doesn't actually want to take the initiative himself (but he apparently feels far more comfortable letting us do so) we'll answer the Personality Test questions for him, write profile answers, post pictures, and send the messages in our spare time.

And then Bob will eventually totally have like sixty trillion dates to go on, and his life will make a complete one-hundred-eighty degree switch, to such an extent that we will all bow down to his stunning ability to seduce every female in the state of New Jersey.

LET'S DO THIS GUYS FOR GREAT JUSTICE

(No, I have no idea what possessed Bob to convince him to agree with this, but yes, I am absolutely committed to making this work for him because Bob is awesome and deserves all the dates. All of them.)

09-03-2011, 11:36 PM	#1
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	Let's Hook up Bob the Merc: A Social Experiment So on the NPF chat, I came up with one of my typical brilliant ideas... ...and Bob the Merc actually liked it! Okay, so here's the deal. All of us, every single interested party on NPF, is going to hook our beloved *Bob the Mercenary* up with dates. (Because we're all sick and tired of hearing Bob talk about how lonely he is and how he traditionally takes even less action than I do to solve that conundrum.) Our modus operandi is clear: We're going to have collective access to Bob's OKCupid account, and we are going to use the account accordingly. Since Bob doesn't actually want to take the initiative himself (but he apparently feels far more comfortable letting us do so) we'll answer the Personality Test questions for him, write profile answers, post pictures, and send the messages in our spare time. And then Bob will eventually totally have like sixty trillion dates to go on, and his life will make a complete one-hundred-eighty degree switch, to such an extent that we will all bow down to his stunning ability to seduce every female in the state of New Jersey. *LET'S DO THIS GUYS FOR GREAT JUSTICE* (No, I have no idea what possessed Bob to convince him to agree with this, but yes, I am absolutely committed to making this work for him because Bob is awesome and deserves all the dates. All of them.) __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.