"We're All Total Fatties" or "No More Liquor"

Seil · 11-22-2011, 02:03 PM

So a while back, I was talking about losing weight. See? Man that was a while ago. I've also recently talked about my spitting, which was diagnosed as 'acid reflux.'

Now, while I've done a little bit here and there - weights and jogging, I'm not as buff as Arnold Schwarzenegger, (I can't believe spell check corrected me on that) or for that matter, Michael Cera. My reflux bit made it a bit torturous because anything that I did caused me to salivate, which I couldn't swallow. I'm wagering that my weight also has something to do with my diet, and my alcohol intake.

Now, I'm not saying I'm the healthiest person. This gentleman is probably more fit than I am. But while I, a twenty-something drinker and smoker who consistently eats large helpings of french fries every day (it's the only cheap/fast thing in the cafeteria that's there reliably) I think I need to start eating a little healthier. So'm gonna cut out the booze, try to eat some salad, and now that my medication is starting to noticeably work, I'm going to start jogging again.

So, to recap - I'm a 22 year old, about 6'0", 190lbs, with little time now that the semester is wrapping up and little money to change my diet. I'm going to switch from fries to salad, and start snacking on apple slices instead of pepperoni sticks. I'm going to limit my alcohol intake (it's my mum's birthday this weekend and my dad's organized a huge 50+ person surprise party. If I cannae drink, I'm gonna halfta murder some bitches.) (It's because I'm severely claustrophobic in crowds.) So yeah.

Now, I can do this alone. Really, you guys don't even need to stand on the side of the road and hand me Gatorade as I wheeze past, it's cool. It's almost December, I know it's cold. But here's the thing. I'm currently... not unhappy with my body image, I just feel that I can do better, and hopefully feel better about meself. If anyone wants in on that, I thought that we could brag about our accomplishments here. Or support each other. Or whatever. Yes, cheating is totally applicable, but you'll be a cheater while I'll be all Michael Cera up in th... wait, would cheating be better?

11-22-2011, 02:03 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"We're All Total Fatties" or "No More Liquor" So a while back, I was talking about losing weight. See? Man that was a while ago. I've also recently talked about my spitting, which was diagnosed as 'acid reflux.' Now, while I've done a little bit here and there - weights and jogging, I'm not as buff as Arnold Schwarzenegger, (I can't believe spell check corrected me on that) or for that matter, Michael Cera. My reflux bit made it a bit torturous because anything that I did caused me to salivate, which I couldn't swallow. I'm wagering that my weight also has something to do with my diet, and my alcohol intake. Now, I'm not saying I'm the healthiest person. This gentleman is probably more fit than I am. But while I, a twenty-something drinker and smoker who consistently eats large helpings of french fries every day (it's the only cheap/fast thing in the cafeteria that's there reliably) I think I need to start eating a little healthier. So'm gonna cut out the booze, try to eat some salad, and now that my medication is starting to noticeably work, I'm going to start jogging again. So, to recap - I'm a 22 year old, about 6'0", 190lbs, with little time now that the semester is wrapping up and little money to change my diet. I'm going to switch from fries to salad, and start snacking on apple slices instead of pepperoni sticks. I'm going to limit my alcohol intake (it's my mum's birthday this weekend and my dad's organized a huge 50+ person surprise party. If I cannae drink, I'm gonna halfta murder some bitches.) (It's because I'm severely claustrophobic in crowds.) So yeah. Now, I can do this alone. Really, you guys don't even need to stand on the side of the road and hand me Gatorade as I wheeze past, it's cool. It's almost December, I know it's cold. But here's the thing. I'm currently... not unhappy with my body image, I just feel that I can do better, and hopefully feel better about meself. If anyone wants in on that, I thought that we could brag about our accomplishments here. Or support each other. Or whatever. Yes, cheating is totally applicable, but you'll be a cheater while I'll be all Michael Cera up in th... wait, would cheating be better?