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Unread 04-05-2012, 12:55 PM   #1
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Fun Open Thread on Dicks: Dick Cheney's Cocky Cockfighting
This is a thread for all dick-related* discussion. Have a favorite kind of dick? Tell us here! Wrote a blowjob guide? Then don't hesitate to share your knowledge. Have a dick joke? Then why are you still reading, post already!

I also guess we can talk about butts as a side topic, I guess, if you're into that kind of thing.

*I do not claim responsibility for the horrific ramifications of actually posting a picture of a dick in this thread. Dick at your own risk.
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Unread 04-05-2012, 12:57 PM   #2
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Unread 04-05-2012, 01:03 PM   #3
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Unread 04-05-2012, 01:07 PM   #4
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So is this where we talk about bad dick related incidents?
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has anyone ever accidentally bent their dick without meaning to?

cause that shit hurts
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cause that shit hurts
That's bad and all, but accidental teeth-scrapage is so much worse.
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I read Promethea the other day and was reminded that magic wands actually DO symbolize penises. Sorcerers, regardless of sex, become male as they seek to "penetrate" the mysteries of the world. So, those rewrites of Harry Potter are even funnier than we think.
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Dick Thread II: Electric Dongaloo.

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