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Unread 10-17-2010, 01:33 AM   #1
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Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
Fun How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in!

What are some of your favorite non-jokes or Shaggy-Dog stories?

Feel free to replace the details so as to make insulting remarks about NPF posters.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 01:43 AM   #2
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Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 01:43 AM   #3
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Wasn't "Why did the chicken cross the road?" originally one of these? Read that somewhere.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly. End of joke.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 01:48 AM   #4
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Okay, to actually contribute, here's a couple lateral thinking problems and their answers.

How do you get down from a camel?
You don't get down from a camel; it comes from a goose.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 03:20 AM   #5
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Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law. Professor Smarmiarty isn't just above the law -- they are the law.
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What's yellow and sinks?
A bulldozer.

What's yellow and doesn't sink?
Jesus the bulldozer

Wwhat's red and invisible?
No tomatoes
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Unread 10-17-2010, 03:50 AM   #6
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Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 05:11 AM   #7
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Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Revising Ocelot would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was.
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Replace the thread title tag with a Seil tag already, just so there's no confusion on the primary subject matter.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 05:49 AM   #8
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The lol-Seil meme deserves a mention as well. Almost worse than assuming control.

Let me formulate that as a joke, with spoiler tags and all:
(Someone makes a thread)
Lol, Seil.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 06:41 AM   #9
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You do know that we as a collective group actually mostly like you Seil.

Yes, the collective.

Prepare to be assimilated Seil.
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Unread 10-17-2010, 06:44 AM   #10
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Two elks were out flying one day, when one of them suddenly dove and spiraled out of control. Then he recovered and rejoined the other elk, who asked what's the matter. The first elk then said, "I'm fine, I just got a meatball in my eye."

PS. That link don't work, CC.
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