Gon' Hawaiiing

Fifthfiend · 10-31-2009, 08:09 PM

Be out there for a week.

(Fuk tha Announcements thread)

Bells · 10-31-2009, 08:15 PM

"Fifthfiend Goes Hawaii"

Why, but that sounds like a delightful Disney movie!

Unless you're going undercover in search of Barack Obama's Birth Certificate... in that case it's a Disney Movie directed by Michael Bay...

Enjoy! Don't get too much STD's!

Meister · 11-01-2009, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bells

"Fifthfiend Does Hawaii"

fixed

Mesden · 10-31-2009, 08:19 PM

no

what will we do...

.......without u.....

bluestarultor · 10-31-2009, 08:27 PM

Enjoy the surfin', dude!

Or, like, the flowers or something if you don't surf. My grandparents went to Hawaii and said it was pretty much "don't get bonked by a coconut, eat a dead pig, watch the ocean, and look at the flowers." Well, that and that they never bought a souvenir again, because the grass skirts had a tag on them with "made in Taiwan" on it and cost them $30, which, mind you, was probably 40 years ago, and with inflation, I'd guess to would be $22395872395872093.95 by now.

Fifthfiend · 10-31-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Well, that and that they never bought a souvenir again, because the grass skirts had a tag on them with "made in Taiwan" on it and cost them $30, which, mind you, was probably 40 years ago, and with inflation, I'd guess to would be $22395872395872093.95 by now.

My Dad brought me a Haiwaiian shirt from Hawaii a while back.

That said "Made in Pakistan."

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Or, like, the flowers or something if you don't surf. My grandparents went to Hawaii and said it was pretty much "don't get bonked by a coconut, eat a dead pig, watch the ocean, and look at the flowers."

If I don't get to watch someone bury a pig and then dig it the fuck up eight hours later for me to eat there's gonna be hell to pay.

bluestarultor · 10-31-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

If I don't get to watch someone bury a pig and then dig it the fuck up eight hours later for me to eat there's gonna be hell to pay.

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth." There will also be copious amounts of alcohol, music, and if you're lucky, you'll get lei'd.

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I'm sure you could get someone to bury a coconut and dig it up again for you to eat. Then you'd just have to watch a dead pig and make sure you don't get bonked by the ocean.

Hey, the ocean will bonk you, too, if you're not careful. My grandma got smashed by a big wave whilst tanning. It also stole her camera and radio. The sea's a bitch!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-31-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth." There will also be copious amounts of alcohol, music, and if you're lucky, you'll get lei'd.

Wigmund · 10-31-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth."

No, he means they bury that sonuvabitch in the ground and let it cook for the better part of a day. Then they dig it up and serve it to you.

Damn that sounds good.

Fifthfiend · 10-31-2009, 08:22 PM

Live, Mesden.

...Live.

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