Gon' Hawaiiing - Page 2

bluestarultor · 10-31-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

If I don't get to watch someone bury a pig and then dig it the fuck up eight hours later for me to eat there's gonna be hell to pay.

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth." There will also be copious amounts of alcohol, music, and if you're lucky, you'll get lei'd.

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Originally Posted by Geminex

I'm sure you could get someone to bury a coconut and dig it up again for you to eat. Then you'd just have to watch a dead pig and make sure you don't get bonked by the ocean.

Hey, the ocean will bonk you, too, if you're not careful. My grandma got smashed by a big wave whilst tanning. It also stole her camera and radio. The sea's a bitch!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-31-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth." There will also be copious amounts of alcohol, music, and if you're lucky, you'll get lei'd.

krogothwolf · 10-31-2009, 09:28 PM

I got married there, its a good place to go.

Wigmund · 10-31-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You will, if by "bury" you mean "skewer" and by "dig it the fuck up" you mean "hang it over a fire and stuff an apple in its mouth."

No, he means they bury that sonuvabitch in the ground and let it cook for the better part of a day. Then they dig it up and serve it to you.

Damn that sounds good.

Archbio · 10-31-2009, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Gon' Hawaiiing

I bet you're going to not catch fire in the tropic's sun. Bastard.

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Originally Posted by Bells

Don't get too much STD's!

That suggests there's a right number of STDs to have (and that it's not zero.)

Fifthfiend · 10-31-2009, 10:25 PM

You gotta have enough so that the other ones don't get lonely!

Fifthfiend · 10-31-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

You gotta have enough so that the other ones don't get lonely!

Dude, gross.

Geminex · 10-31-2009, 10:37 PM

Schizophrenia: Coming soon to a forum near you.

bluestarultor · 10-31-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

No, he means they bury that sonuvabitch in the ground and let it cook for the better part of a day. Then they dig it up and serve it to you.

Damn that sounds good.

Huh. Pretty sure my grandpa said it was cooked over a fire for him, but, well, he's over 80, so either he forgot and based it on a movie or my eyes glazed over and I based it on a movie (I know I've seen a movie where the pig was on a spit).

I retract my statement.

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-01-2009, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

No, he means they bury that sonuvabitch in the ground and let it cook for the better part of a day. Then they dig it up and serve it to you.

Damn that sounds good.

You are doing it wrong!

I went to Hawaii once and there was a cyclone and I threw up everywhere! Whee!

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