By The Cluttered Gods, A Dwarf Fortress LP?!

Wigmund · 07-26-2010, 07:34 PM

What the hell did I do to deserve this?

How was I to know that the Queen wasn't going to tolerate any questions about how she rose to power at the age of thirteen? I mean, the Old Queen Ingiz may have died of old age last year at the venerable age of 154, but does old age leave so much blood on the walls and all over the new Royal Guard's weaponry?

I had gotten lucky they told me, she decided to have me 'play a game'. I am to go out into the wilderness and start a new colony for our empire, The Circular Key.

What luck, I'm out here in the wilderness now. Besides myself
There's my lovable traveling companions...
The Doctor
The Miners
The Farmer
The Crafter
And The Axedwarf

The Queen told me before we left that she had a device that was going to allow her to watch our struggles. Her 'eye in the sky'. I didn't believe her...I didn't believe until we arrived at a mountain pass and found a sign from her telling us we had arrived at our destination.

We had arrived at the future site of the Great Fortress 'Cluttered Gods'...
Behold, the sign said, behold the future home of
Om Nom
What a bloody stupid name...

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Yep, it's another Dwarf Fortress LP! This time using DF 2010!

Unlike Thadius' DF LP, this most likely won't be a succession fortress at first. This is the first time I've played with the new version of Dwarf Fortress and I'm currently of the opinion that the hilarity that ensues should be enough entertainment.

I will be dwarfing anyone who requests it, as you can see above we have several 'Insert Name' dwarfs waiting for ~~victims~~ volunteers.

The first true update will be sometime later this week, I'm just starting the LP so that I can set some names for the first seven before they die horribly in some accident or get eaten by hoary marmots or fall into the nearby magma pipe (yes there is one nearby, I forgot to take a screen shot of the embarkation site

)

Hopefully this will be entertaining for all.

Updates
*Oh wait, the doofus has actually started updating*
Beginning, Spring 376
Summer 376
Autumn 376
Winter 376
INTERMISSION
Spring and Summer 377
Autumn 377

Dwarfizication List
Wigmund - Lord Overseer
Thadius - Founding Miner
Loyal - the other Founding Miner
Greed - Founding Mason and Craftsdwarf
Flare - Founding Cook and Farmer
Shyria - Founding Carpenter (also the Axedwarf)
Viridis - involuntary Bookkeeper

Awaiting Their Cruel Fate
Niveras - wants to be Cannon Fodder
Melfice - wants to be the ~~Guy~~ non-sword wielding Soldier
Hawk - also wants to be a Soldier
Mauve - will become a Queen, beautiful and terrible as the carp! Treacherous as the elves! Stronger than the HFS! All shall love her and despair!
Yumil - wants to be a good-for-nothing bum, but not a noble

greed · 07-26-2010, 07:47 PM

Dwarf me Wigmund.

Good luck.... BWAHAHAHA. So they fix that flesh melts in the rain glitch yet? Haven't tried DF2010 for a while.

Loyal · 07-26-2010, 07:49 PM

From what I've heard, a lot of the bugs have been fixed, but there's still some issues with military training and anything that has to do with hospitals at all.

Sign me up. I distinctly remember enjoying your tenure as Overlord last time.

Thadius · 07-26-2010, 07:55 PM

You're missing a / in your strikethrough tags. Just FYI.

I'd like to be a miner, if ye'd be so kind.

Flarecobra · 07-26-2010, 08:23 PM

I call cook, when you get one.

Wigmund · 07-26-2010, 10:21 PM

Flare, do you care what gender your dwarf is?

Also, the Doctor's name is Equius.

Flarecobra · 07-27-2010, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Flare, do you care what gender your dwarf is?

Also, the Doctor's name is Equius.

Female preferred, but no real need to lose sleep over it.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-26-2010, 10:18 PM

Dwarf me up!

Viridis · 07-26-2010, 10:36 PM

Dwarf me into whatever they call the record keeper. I was that last time.

Niveras · 07-26-2010, 11:12 PM

You got any peasants who's only job is to haul junk and maybe get drafted for use as cannon fodder against whatever ails the fort? I'll be such a dwarf; I'm useless like that. I can wait for the first migrants if need be.

I don't plan on checking the thread very often though, so if you expect your dwarf choosers to give you some directions feel free to pass me up.

07-26-2010, 07:34 PM	#1
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	By The Cluttered Gods, A Dwarf Fortress LP?! What the hell did I do to deserve this? How was I to know that the Queen wasn't going to tolerate any questions about how she rose to power at the age of thirteen? I mean, the Old Queen Ingiz may have died of old age last year at the venerable age of 154, but does old age leave so much blood on the walls and all over the new Royal Guard's weaponry? I had gotten lucky they told me, she decided to have me 'play a game'. I am to go out into the wilderness and start a new colony for our empire, The Circular Key. What luck, I'm out here in the wilderness now. Besides myselfmyself There's my lovable traveling companions... The Doctor The Miners The Farmer The Crafter And The AxedwarfAnd the Axedwarf The Queen told me before we left that she had a device that was going to allow her to watch our struggles. Her 'eye in the sky'. I didn't believe her...I didn't believe until we arrived at a mountain pass and found a sign from her telling us we had arrived at our destination. We had arrived at the future site of the Great Fortress 'Cluttered Gods'... Behold, the sign said, behold the future home of *Om Nom* What a bloody stupid name... ------------------------------------ Yep, it's another Dwarf Fortress LP! This time using DF 2010! Unlike Thadius' DF LP, this most likely won't be a succession fortress at first. This is the first time I've played with the new version of Dwarf Fortress and I'm currently of the opinion that the hilarity that ensues should be enough entertainment. I will be dwarfing anyone who requests it, as you can see above we have several 'Insert Name' dwarfs waiting for ~~victims~~ volunteers. The first true update will be sometime later this week, I'm just starting the LP so that I can set some names for the first seven before they die horribly in some accident or get eaten by hoary marmots or fall into the nearby magma pipe (yes there is one nearby, I forgot to take a screen shot of the embarkation site ) Hopefully this will be entertaining for all. Updates Oh wait, the doofus has actually started updating Beginning, Spring 376 Summer 376 Autumn 376 Winter 376 INTERMISSION Spring and Summer 377 Autumn 377 Dwarfizication List Wigmund - Lord Overseer Thadius - Founding Miner Loyal - the other Founding Miner Greed - Founding Mason and Craftsdwarf Flare - Founding Cook and Farmer Shyria - Founding Carpenter (also the Axedwarf) Viridis - involuntary Bookkeeper Awaiting Their Cruel Fate Niveras - wants to be Cannon Fodder Melfice - wants to be the ~~Guy~~ non-sword wielding Soldier Hawk - also wants to be a Soldier Mauve - will become a Queen, beautiful and terrible as the carp! Treacherous as the elves! Stronger than the HFS! All shall love her and despair! Yumil - wants to be a good-for-nothing bum, but not a noble __________________ Slightly off-kilter Last edited by Wigmund; 08-09-2010 at 09:09 PM.

07-26-2010, 07:55 PM	#4
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	You're missing a / in your strikethrough tags. Just FYI. I'd like to be a miner, if ye'd be so kind. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-26-2010, 08:23 PM	#5
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	I call cook, when you get one. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

07-26-2010, 10:21 PM	#6
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Flare, do you care what gender your dwarf is? Also, the Doctor's name is Equius. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

07-26-2010, 10:18 PM	#8
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Dwarf me up! __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-26-2010, 11:12 PM	#10
Niveras Shyguy Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 214	You got any peasants who's only job is to haul junk and maybe get drafted for use as cannon fodder against whatever ails the fort? I'll be such a dwarf; I'm useless like that. I can wait for the first migrants if need be. I don't plan on checking the thread very often though, so if you expect your dwarf choosers to give you some directions feel free to pass me up. __________________ God has no heart, has no mind, has no body, has no soul, and no resemblance of you.