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Unread 01-13-2011, 04:32 PM   #1
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So I need to run to president.
The question is what country!
And what's my platform?
I have but one unnegotiable tenet:
1) Replace all laws with a "Don't be a dickhead" law. Will save on paperwork and cancel all loopholes. Will work wonders for financial reform, stopping companies/rich people avoiding their tax requirement. Also will set up well for the technofuture of technotheft and simurape.
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Unread 01-13-2011, 04:36 PM   #2
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Unread 01-13-2011, 04:42 PM   #3
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Let's not and never say we did.
Amendment to my legal scheme:
Criminal Court: Don't be a dickhead
Civil: Don't be lame.
Cause you sir, you were just massively lame.

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RaiRO... the country.
Aren't they in a permanent state of anarchy? I don't think they presidents.

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Smarty, let me put it to you simply.

Don't. Please don't. At least not to the USA. If you did, I'd have to lead a popular uprising against you. And seeing as how your tenet is kinda the base of my plan, it would make it really hard to actually succeed in said uprising.
Nahone of the few good things the founders ever did for you was forsee this eventually and rule it out by basis of my birth country. That Jefferson was a wiley son of a gun.
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Unread 01-13-2011, 04:50 PM   #4
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Amendment to my legal scheme:
Criminal Court: Don't be a dickhead
Civil: Don't be lame.
Cause you sir, you were just massively lame.
I can only plead guilty to that.
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Smarty, let me put it to you simply.

Don't. Please don't. At least not to the USA. If you did, I'd have to lead a popular uprising against you. And seeing as how your tenet is kinda the base of my plan, it would make it really hard to actually succeed in said uprising.
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Unread 01-13-2011, 04:53 PM   #9
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Not only is a royalist, he's also a communist!
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Unread 01-13-2011, 08:24 PM   #10
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A vote for Super Mario Bros is a vote for America!
Hold on a second.....
Isn't Mario an italian? Furthermore, isn't he an italian conceived by a japanese guy??? Where in all of that is there anything even remotely resembling something American?! WHERE??
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The only foil I've ever seen to this is in the first Power Rangers movie, where after all of the posing and flipping, they realized, "Oh, snap! They actually ran away on us!" like it wasn't the reasonable thing to do and because it'd never happened before.
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