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Unread 01-12-2010, 04:12 PM   #1
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Why have I never thought of doing this before?

Like, seriously, I should be doing this all the time. It's fucking brilliant. On a similar note, wasn't there a movie about this sort of thing?

Conservapedia, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I love you.
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Unread 01-12-2010, 04:22 PM   #2
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Wait, gays have mind control powers?
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Unread 01-12-2010, 04:23 PM   #3
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Yes, we merely choose not to use them. Join our ranks and even you can have mind control!
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Unread 01-12-2010, 04:25 PM   #4
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I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?
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Become bisexual, of course, that's the only way to go now.
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Unread 01-12-2010, 04:28 PM   #6
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Become a woman.
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Turn gay, then use mind control on yourself to go back to being straight and see if you keep your powers.
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Use your mind control to make her have a sex change operation.

EDIT: No, wait. Mind control her into turning gay so that she has mind control and to get turned on by gays, then make her mind control you into turning gay and raping you.

I kinda wanna see how confusing I can make this.
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Is it just me or does someone here want to [citation_needed] the fuck out of that essay.
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Looking through that Homosexuality category is probably the most fun I've had all year!

On an unrelated note, I am now turning myself gay just because of this wiki.
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