Your younger, more retarded self

[Great Cartoonist]

Apparently our reluctance to grow up stems from an advantageous behavioral pattern we have that other animals don't.
That said I do admit that I was once a very immature and self-centered person way back when I first started posting on this forum. Obviously I've changed since then. For example, I'm stopped drawing unfunny comics with stick figures.

I can attest to that. Though, he could do with having more real friends instead of hanging on to his make-believe ones...

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Fixed that for you.

It's almost like people are starting to get it! :p

Originally Posted by Premonitions

See, I preemptively "whooshed" Him, 'cause we all knew it was coming.

Man, if you hadn't "whooshed" me, I wouldn't have had a reason to keep typing.

[Token]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

It's almost like people are starting to get it! :p



Man, if you hadn't "whooshed" me, I wouldn't have had a reason to keep typing.

Why don't you just woosh yourself?

[Ecks]

Originally Posted by Token

I am still young, but I have no flaws. My fashion is impeccable (I have a different suit for every day of the month), I have a beautiful voice, and I'm Token. Sorry you're all subhumans though. It'd make me cry, but I'm too perfect for tear ducts. :J

I don't know whether or not you're figuring the fact that you blow yourself in your calculations.

So what if it IS your dick? It's still in your mouth.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Token

Why don't you just woosh yourself?

Because I'm apparently the only one who understands my train of logic. Of course, if anyone else knew how my brain worked, they'd probably ascend.

I, however, am weighed down by my propensity to soak my shoes in my own saliva, and thus never manage to get off the ground before repeating the process.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I dress like Edward freakin' Cullen and I don't care cause I look damn good doing it.

I'll probably look back on this time with shame.

[Token]

Originally Posted by No_More_Than_Thirteen

I don't know whether or not you're figuring the fact that you blow yourself in your calculations.

So what if it IS your dick? It's still in your mouth.

It's more fun than regular masturbation. In fact, it's flawless. Absolutely flawless.

[Great Cartoonist]

So, does this mean that all the threads in General Discussion degenerate into a flurry of dick jokes one way or another?
Also, AUGH, this is more sickening than I could ever have nightmares about. Seriously, how does this NOT repulse you guys as well? Do you even listen to what you're saying?

[Geminex]

To answer your questions in order,
Yes.
I dunno.
No.
Also, penis.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Man, if you hadn't "whooshed" me, I wouldn't have had a reason to keep typing.

Boy, You're inability to know what the heck youre talking about is your reason to keep typing.