Dating

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

What if I bribe POS to IP ban you from these convos? POS does bans for 75 cents a pop.

I never realized POS was that cheap, I figure he'd charge more then that!

Also, Good Luck Bob! You shouldn't really need it though cause as long as you act normal you should do fine. And if you do something stupid don't act to embarrassed, guy's have been doing something stupid on first dates since the dawn of time. You can't do any worse then I did to not only forget my wallet at home so she had to pay but I also spilled her drink on her and then accidentely pulled her pants down while helping her clean off. I was so nervous that I messed everything up. Luckily my wife forgave me for being such a boob!

[Rejected Again]

Oh man, Krogo. You blew me right out of the water for my epic first date screw up. I took a girl out for Chinese. What I didn't know is that they fried everything in peanut oil. She was allergic to peanuts. Dated her for 3 years....till she cheated on me. Then the guy she cheated on me with, slept with her mom.

The worst part is that is true.

[krogothwolf]

What the hell, slept with her Mom? well, can't say she didn't deserve it!

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

My first date sucked!

That sounds eerily similar to my parents' first date. She wore a dress (he spilled orange soda and ice down it), but, hey, it worked out okay. I'm here.

Also: SLEPT WITH HER MOM?! That's... horrid in every way.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by tacticslion

That sounds eerily similar to my parents' first date. She wore a dress (he spilled orange soda and ice down it), but, hey, it worked out okay. I'm here.

Are you sure you're here and not just a figment of my overactive imagination? Are You?! ARE YOU!?

[Jagos]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Dated her for 3 years....till she cheated on me. Then the guy she cheated on me with, slept with her mom.

The worst part is that is true.

Holy shit... Karma is mean bitch.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Is it wrong that I wanna high five that dude?

[Mannix]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Oh man, Krogo. You blew me right out of the water for my epic first date screw up. I took a girl out for Chinese. What I didn't know is that they fried everything in peanut oil. She was allergic to peanuts. Dated her for 3 years....till she cheated on me. Then the guy she cheated on me with, slept with her mom.

The worst part is that is true.

Where do you live, inside a country music song?

[Ecks]

Originally Posted by Hawk

Is it wrong that I wanna high five that dude?

I... I want to hi-five that dude. And if I'm wrong, I don't wanna be right. So no, it's not wrong to want to high five him.

Though you should probably wear gloves and use anti-bacterial soap when you're done. If the guys' gonna sleep with a chick AND her mother, who knows what ELSE he's dipped into.

[Osterbaum]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

What the hell, slept with her Mom?

What the hell, you wouldn't?