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Unread 08-06-2010, 10:23 AM   #1
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Fun BUY THIS SHIT! [Random Recommendation Thread]

All, as Smarty and others have covered, all of your interests are piles of shit. But, some of your pile of shit is quite unknown to the peoples of the world.

WE MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT!

What shit do you enjoy? Why the fuck should I listen to you? [In General Because Recommendations Could Be Cigars, Fruits, Salads, Video Games, Beds, Statues, Web Sites, Etc]

A Video Game: Sky Blazer. What the fuck is Sky Blazer? Fuck you. It came out while you were busy playing shitty gen1 Playstation games. Theres a level that takes place entirely in the sky jumping from jetstream to jetstream careful not to fall to your death. A great overworld map, fun bosses, and just hard enough that you get teary eyed for the days when games were hard.

A Movie: Give Em' Hell Malone. It's like a noir story that is just a noir story. But it was made in 2009. All the classic noir trappings Femme Fatales, Hard Boiled Detectives etc. This movie won't meaning to love but it will be a fun action movie you probably haven't seen.

Also get yourself some Mighty Putty, and OxiClean
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Unread 08-06-2010, 02:58 PM   #2
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But honestly, the manga Black God is rad.
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Unread 08-06-2010, 03:18 PM   #3
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Why are you assholes in here, fucking posting shitty posts, when you could be playing Brütal Legend?

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Unread 08-06-2010, 05:11 PM   #4
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$10-$15
It's like sex on your head, sold pretty much as a sex toy because of how stupidly good it feels.
Basically you just put it ontop of your head and slide it so it kind of grabs onto your skull, then slide it back off.
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Unread 08-06-2010, 05:24 PM   #5
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Guys buy a gift card for Bath and Body Works before you start dating anyone. Your girlfriend will discover the peppermint lip gloss there and the shit costs almost $10 per tube. Don't get caught off guard because when one of her friends gets her to try it you will be demanded to get her a tube NOW!!!
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Unread 08-06-2010, 05:37 PM   #6
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I find this fetishisation of worthless commodoties a repugnant insult to the achievements of our forefathers.
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Who're you calling OUR forefathers, you Scot!
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Big words make for weak messages.
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Unread 08-06-2010, 06:17 PM   #9
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Who're you calling OUR forefathers, you Scot!
The dudes who colonised your shit and then let it go cause fuck running colonies that don't pump out opium and tea.

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Big words make for weak messages.
Yall buying yo penis scratchers when dudes be starving yo.

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Unread 08-06-2010, 06:30 PM   #10
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