Corrupted Wishes - Page 26

Rejected Again · 08-09-2010, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenris

I wish Doc Ock would follow the rules of the game and wait the prescribed number of posts before posting again!

Granted! However everyone else begins double posting.

I wish for chocolate donuts!

Thadius · 08-09-2010, 04:32 AM

I dare say, good sir, that these chocolate doughnuts are quite delectable. However, I should warn you that they may or may not be a flasehood, laced with a deadly and tasteless poison, or simply made out of spiders. I leave it to you to figure out, fine chap. Oh, and if you come across any that are in fact doughnuts, do let me know, won't you? I'd be happy to replace them with fire instead!

Dear me, but I do wish I had the ability to introduce an artificial intelligence into the Internet. I don't suppose someone could aid me in the endeavor?

Flarecobra · 08-09-2010, 01:09 PM

Granted. Sadly, it's Skynet, and it proceeds to take over the world and kill all humans.

I wish I had a rocket chair.

Red Mage Black · 08-09-2010, 01:23 PM

Granted. However, the only direction it goes is up and doesn't seem like it will stop anytime soon. So you end up eventually hitting the upper atmosphere where you might or might not freeze to death before you hit the vacuum of space.

I wish I had a gift card with unlimited money on it that I could use anywhere.

bluestarultor · 08-09-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Mage Black

Granted. However, the only direction it goes is up and doesn't seem like it will stop anytime soon. So you end up eventually hitting the upper atmosphere where you might or might not freeze to death before you hit the vacuum of space.

I wish I had a gift card with unlimited money on it that I could use anywhere.

You get it, but it gets demagnetized by construction equipment before you can use it.

I wish I knew what to name my prospective domain.

ChaoticBrain · 08-13-2010, 03:43 PM

Granted. The name you choose is nambla-rules.com. And you think it's a fantastic name, so you can't be convinced to change it.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Krylo · 08-13-2010, 03:45 PM

Granted, however:
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
he can't write his name or read a book
to fool the people is his only thought
and though he's slippery he still gets caught
but if then that sort of life is what you wish
you may grow up to be a fish.

I wish I could swing on a star.

Bard The 5th LW · 08-13-2010, 04:45 PM

Granted.

You burn to death.

I wish I knew all the places I could go.

Red Mage Black · 08-13-2010, 10:55 PM

Congrats, you now know you can go to the kitchen, the bathroom and your bedroom, but unfortunately nowhere else.

I wish all pantheons of deities would show themselves and do battle for the world to see. PS, I regret nothing if they choose the mortal realm to do battle.

Arhra · 08-13-2010, 11:09 PM

There is no God.

I wish food was ten times as nutritious!

08-09-2010, 04:32 AM	#252
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	I dare say, good sir, that these chocolate doughnuts are quite delectable. However, I should warn you that they may or may not be a flasehood, laced with a deadly and tasteless poison, or simply made out of spiders. I leave it to you to figure out, fine chap. Oh, and if you come across any that are in fact doughnuts, do let me know, won't you? I'd be happy to replace them with fire instead! Dear me, but I do wish I had the ability to introduce an artificial intelligence into the Internet. I don't suppose someone could aid me in the endeavor? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

08-09-2010, 01:09 PM	#253
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted. Sadly, it's Skynet, and it proceeds to take over the world and kill all humans. I wish I had a rocket chair. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-13-2010, 03:45 PM	#257
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Granted, however: A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook he can't write his name or read a book to fool the people is his only thought and though he's slippery he still gets caught but if then that sort of life is what you wish you may grow up to be a fish. I wish I could swing on a star. __________________ I am very tired.

08-13-2010, 11:09 PM	#260
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	There is no God. I wish food was ten times as nutritious! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

08-09-2010, 01:23 PM	#254
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Granted. However, the only direction it goes is up and doesn't seem like it will stop anytime soon. So you end up eventually hitting the upper atmosphere where you might or might not freeze to death before you hit the vacuum of space. I wish I had a gift card with unlimited money on it that I could use anywhere.

08-13-2010, 03:43 PM	#256
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	Granted. The name you choose is nambla-rules.com. And you think it's a fantastic name, so you can't be convinced to change it. I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

08-13-2010, 04:45 PM	#258
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. You burn to death. I wish I knew all the places I could go.

08-13-2010, 10:55 PM	#259
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Congrats, you now know you can go to the kitchen, the bathroom and your bedroom, but unfortunately nowhere else. I wish all pantheons of deities would show themselves and do battle for the world to see. PS, I regret nothing if they choose the mortal realm to do battle.