Corrupted Wishes - Page 28

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-15-2010, 05:07 AM

Granted, but the only food you can conjure is soup and you can't control the amount that appears. Every time you conjure some it arrives as a boiling, raging torrent that envelopes you and floods the entire area. But hey it's still delicious!

I wish Thadius would stop talking in that ridiculous manner.

Geminex · 08-15-2010, 05:24 AM

Oh dear, it does appear that his speech in infectious, perhaps due to his impeccable style! Each and every one of us suddenly decides to aspire to his degree of civilized-ness and consequently, the entire forum begin imitating his manner of expression!
Bloody bad luch, eh, old chap?

I wish I could control people's minds.

ChaoticBrain · 08-15-2010, 01:47 PM

I do say, good sir, that it appears you have acquired the ability to inflict your desires upon all human consciences. Regrettably, you possess it for a mere second before it is relinquished, and the desire in your mind at the time was for everyone to play along with your wish corruption of speaking in the manner of Thadius.

Now, old chap, I wish that I could stop speaking in this manner. It's rather annoying and makes it a cumbersome task to post.

Thadius · 08-15-2010, 09:49 PM

Well good sir, most certainly you can stop talking as though you are a refined, civilized, socially acceptable person, it's up to you, really. However, should I find the standards of civilized and cultured talk to be far too low, I will have to return to this gentlemanly manner of expressing oneself, which would then nullify the gentleman Hawk's wish. Do be careful about it and all that, eh?

Hmm. I do believe that there is not much left for me to wish for, fine chaps. Wait, on second thought, I think I have something. The ability to control the flow and passage of time would be a boon to any man, and one I most desire. I don't suppose something could be done?

Shyria Dracnoir · 08-16-2010, 12:16 AM

Your desire is granted, good sir. However, wouldn't you know it, it's currently the dry season in the fourth dimension so you can only work with a few seconds at a time. Not to worry, the monsoon's set to return in yea 2,000 years or so, so I would suggest you settle in, maybe find a good book to occupy yourself in the interim.

Would it be uncouth of me to desire a natural immunity to the negative effects of alcohol while still retaining the ability to enjoy the good side of having a sensible amount of liquor?

bluestarultor · 08-16-2010, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Your desire is granted, good sir. However, wouldn't you know it, it's currently the dry season in the fourth dimension so you can only work with a few seconds at a time. Not to worry, the monsoon's set to return in yea 2,000 years or so, so I would suggest you settle in, maybe find a good book to occupy yourself in the interim.

Would it be uncouth of me to desire a natural immunity to the negative effects of alcohol while still retaining the ability to enjoy the good side of having a sensible amount of liquor?

You may now enjoy the benefits of looking classy with a fine dry red without any worry of so much as the slightest tipsiness.

I must say, it might be useful for me to gain the ability to speak with all sentient beings. Dear genie, would it be possible to "hook me up," as the young people say?

Rejected Again · 08-17-2010, 02:19 PM

Your now Eliza Thornberry

I wish I didn't have to re unlock everything whenever I prestige on Modern Warfare 2.

Loyal · 08-17-2010, 03:06 PM

Granted. It is now possible to keep your items when you prestige. Too bad you don't know how.

I wish the Goblins comic website actually worked on my Firefox.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-17-2010, 04:40 PM

Granted, it now does. Unfortunately everything else doesn't. Also a virus eats all your computers other files and replaces them with horse porn.

I wish the new Kamelot and Disturbed albums were released right now and that both are as awesome as I expect them to be.

ChaoticBrain · 08-18-2010, 11:42 PM

Granted. The albums will be released midnight tonight, but as a result of being rushed the quality is shoddy. However, they're still just as awesome as you expect, because your taste in music has declined severely. Incidentally, you can't wait for the next Justin Bieber album to come out.

I wish I had the power to counterfeit perfect United States legal tender, completely indistinguishable from the real thing.

08-15-2010, 09:49 PM	#274
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. Well good sir, most certainly you can stop talking as though you are a refined, civilized, socially acceptable person, it's up to you, really. However, should I find the standards of civilized and cultured talk to be far too low, I will have to return to this gentlemanly manner of expressing oneself, which would then nullify the gentleman Hawk's wish. Do be careful about it and all that, eh? Hmm. I do believe that there is not much left for me to wish for, fine chaps. Wait, on second thought, I think I have something. The ability to control the flow and passage of time would be a boon to any man, and one I most desire. I don't suppose something could be done? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

08-16-2010, 12:16 AM	#275
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Your desire is granted, good sir. However, wouldn't you know it, it's currently the dry season in the fourth dimension so you can only work with a few seconds at a time. Not to worry, the monsoon's set to return in yea 2,000 years or so, so I would suggest you settle in, maybe find a good book to occupy yourself in the interim. Would it be uncouth of me to desire a natural immunity to the negative effects of alcohol while still retaining the ability to enjoy the good side of having a sensible amount of liquor? __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

08-15-2010, 05:24 AM	#272
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Oh dear, it does appear that his speech in infectious, perhaps due to his impeccable style! Each and every one of us suddenly decides to aspire to his degree of civilized-ness and consequently, the entire forum begin imitating his manner of expression! Bloody bad luch, eh, old chap? I wish I could control people's minds.

08-15-2010, 01:47 PM	#273
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	I do say, good sir, that it appears you have acquired the ability to inflict your desires upon all human consciences. Regrettably, you possess it for a mere second before it is relinquished, and the desire in your mind at the time was for everyone to play along with your wish corruption of speaking in the manner of Thadius. Now, old chap, I wish that I could stop speaking in this manner. It's rather annoying and makes it a cumbersome task to post.

08-18-2010, 11:42 PM	#280
ChaoticBrain Toothless Alligator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 176	Granted. The albums will be released midnight tonight, but as a result of being rushed the quality is shoddy. However, they're still just as awesome as you expect, because your taste in music has declined severely. Incidentally, you can't wait for the next Justin Bieber album to come out. I wish I had the power to counterfeit perfect United States legal tender, completely indistinguishable from the real thing.