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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:17 AM   #31
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Snake, stop making end of the world threads into Snake not getting laid threads. If you do get laid, you can post THAT in an end of the world thread. You know, signs of the end times and all.
The sad thing is that this is entirely accurate.

What's funny is that when I originally watched the movie The Forty Year Old Virgin for the first time I laughed and said, "Boy, I'm glad I won't be as pathetic as Steve Carell's character is in this movie."
...Now I am beginning to realize that when I actually turn fifty I will watch this movie again and think, "Damn, Steve Carell's character was one lucky son of a bitch."
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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:17 AM   #32
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Wait, following that link, there's something that implies that people have been sending the old fraud's radio station their life savings? Why? I mean, I get that they think they're not going to need it... but why would the radio station need it any more?
You're assuming 'critical thinking' and 'crazy nutjob' can ever coextist in the same person at the same time.

Hell sometimes I don't know which one is existing in me at any given time.

EDIT: Snake, if you whine ONE MORE TIME I will END YOU.

Like, I will do some fancy schmancy IP lookup shit and find you.

Then I will sit you down and give you a good old fashioned talking-to.

And the sheer confidence that my talking-to will contain will turn you from Solid Snake into Double 0 Snake.
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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:18 AM   #33
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It is always crazy nutjob, Thad.
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The sad thing is that this is entirely accurate.

What's funny is that when I originally watched the movie The Forty Year Old Virgin for the first time I laughed and said, "Boy, I'm glad I won't be as pathetic as Steve Carell's character is in this movie."
...Now I am beginning to realize that when I actually turn fifty I will watch this movie again and think, "Damn, Steve Carell's character was one lucky son of a bitch."
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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:33 AM   #35
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Just 16 more hours, people!

16 hours 'till nothing happens.

I mean, I know some pretty fanatic religious types, but even THEY think this is nothing but bullshit.
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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:36 AM   #36
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Unread 05-21-2011, 02:58 AM   #37
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Just 16 more hours, people!

16 hours 'till nothing happens.

I mean, I know some pretty fanatic religious types, but even THEY think this is nothing but bullshit.
Actually, he said May 21st, 6pm, New Zealand. Which was about two hours ago.
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Unread 05-21-2011, 03:04 AM   #38
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I choose to believe that it did happen, but that a vanishingly small number of people ascended.
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Unread 05-21-2011, 03:08 AM   #39
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So, what excuses do you guys think they'll come up with?

Also, Snake, stop being Tavros. Please.
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Unread 05-21-2011, 03:10 AM   #40
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I don't know about excuses, but I 'eagerly' await the count on how many people commit suicide when they realize it didn't happen after completely fucking their lives over it. People have quit their jobs, given away their savings, alienated family members and friends, etc.

I'm as cool with making fun of this as the next person, but there's something in the back of my head that says Camping should probably be charged with something over it. I mean that's some straight up evil shit when you start to think about the consequences it has had on the people gullible/crazy/stupid/whatever enough to believe in it, and, possibly worse, their families who may be entirely innocent of such stupidity.
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