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Unread 12-07-2011, 09:06 AM   #1
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WTF Austria has a School for Sexual Skills.... for real.
No, seriously...

it's called AISOS (whose website is weirdly safe for viewing at work... but i'm still not putting the link up) is the first school devoted to teach you sexual skills (with many pratical classes) or to enhance whatever you already have ( )

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AISOS is Europe’s first school geared towards the development of sexual skills and techniques. As opposed to most schools dealing with sexuality, AISOS’ core education is not theoretical, but very practical. AISOS is newly founded and will start in the fall 2011.

The courses at AISOS cover everything from sexual techniques to the history of sexuality.

At AISOS we want you do develop practical skills that will change not only your life, but also the lives of the people you decide to partner with.

In short, we teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure.
And their program is as such (including fees)

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The fee for one semester is €1.400. This provides you with a bed in a double room, three meals a day Monday-friday (there are in addition a self service cafeteria at the premises). Weekends we will serve no meals but the students have access to the kitchen and there are fridges available. Additional €500 provides you with a single room in the annex.
We have different activites for the students during the weekends. Music nights, film nights and sport activities and the first and the last weekend we have an student evening and we appreciate if our student attend.

The courses are mainly held in german but guest lectures could be held in English.
Some education material are in english so even though it’s not a requirement we recommend our student to have a basic understanding in the english language.
We offer our students to lend bikes for exercise and excursions.
Each course is followed by an exam and in order to get your final exam you need to have passed all exams.

Contraception will be available at no extra cost.


Weekends courses cost €250 and includes two nights in a double room and two meals a day at a nearby tavern (alcohol is not included in the meals) and a basic breakfast at the school.
I would also like to add this snipet from the website

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The students of AISOS also receive a free iPad that comes with our limited edition iPad app pre-installed.
Austria... you are now officially awesome in my book.
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Unread 12-07-2011, 09:28 AM   #2
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Makes me wonder what the homework assignments are like.

And don't you mean Austria there Bells?
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Unread 12-07-2011, 09:45 AM   #3
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Makes me wonder what the homework assignments are like.

And don't you mean Austria there Bells?
Ops, my bad! Mental fart...
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Unread 12-07-2011, 03:21 PM   #4
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First a sex theme park and now a school for sex ed?

Seems like Europe is getting more and more relaxed about sex.
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Unread 12-07-2011, 03:34 PM   #5
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Don't pretend this isn't everything you've ever wanted and asked for from society Seil.

Aside from booze fountains and alcohol vending machines.
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Don't pretend this isn't everything you've ever wanted and asked for from society Seil.

Aside from booze fountains and alcohol vending machines.
Japan has you covered on the second one. The first one... Meh, wouldn't work out quite like I would think it could.
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Unread 12-07-2011, 04:09 PM   #8
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This just sounds like they were finding a legal loophole to run a brothel or a sex club or something.
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Do you also have to supply the orifice?
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*Calls the people in white jackets on Seil*

Personally, I don't really a problem with this. From what I'm told, Austria was one of the more uptight countries regarding sex (Like the US), but eh, it's their country. If they want to, let them. Might be a fun place for couples wanting to rekindle their love lives.
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