"That isn't hand soap . . .", The Wand Polishing Thread

Aldurin · 01-02-2012, 08:44 PM

So I recently upgraded my wand . . .
A lot of local acquantainces are impressed with its size.
It's a great piece. Powerful, majestic, hard, everything a man would want in his wand. There's only one snag to this.

I feel the constant need to maintain my valuables, so this means polishing my wand to keep the shine on it, but this has caused multiple issues. First off, my family greatly disapproves of this, even when I explained that it was only a hobby. Second, wand polishing takes a special finesse to it, and if I'm not careful the wand fires off without warning, and it becomes a pain to clean off of the walls. One of my friends also says that I could go blind from those discharges, probably thinks the flash that happens is going to damage my eyes. It's pretty exhausting work and I don't think I'm going about this the right way. So I come to you . . .

Do you have any advice on wand polishing?

**Revising Ocelot** · 01-02-2012, 08:51 PM

Pft, Oghren did this kind of joke better.

pochercoaster · 01-02-2012, 11:19 PM

Oh, I remember when Harry Potter became famous, too.

Arhra · 01-03-2012, 02:06 AM

Just close your eyes and think of England.

01-02-2012, 08:44 PM	#1
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	"That isn't hand soap . . .", The Wand Polishing Thread So I recently upgraded my wand . . . A lot of local acquantainces are impressed with its size. It's a great piece. Powerful, majestic, hard, everything a man would want in his wand. There's only one snag to this. I feel the constant need to maintain my valuables, so this means polishing my wand to keep the shine on it, but this has caused multiple issues. First off, my family greatly disapproves of this, even when I explained that it was only a hobby. Second, wand polishing takes a special finesse to it, and if I'm not careful the wand fires off without warning, and it becomes a pain to clean off of the walls. One of my friends also says that I could go blind from those discharges, probably thinks the flash that happens is going to damage my eyes. It's pretty exhausting work and I don't think I'm going about this the right way. So I come to you . . . Do you have any advice on wand polishing?

01-02-2012, 08:51 PM	#2
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Pft, Oghren did this kind of joke better. __________________ magic sucks

01-03-2012, 02:06 AM	#4
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Just close your eyes and think of England. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

01-02-2012, 11:19 PM	#3
pochercoaster rollerpocher tycoon Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,808	Oh, I remember when Harry Potter became famous, too.