Happy Valentines Day!!

Kyanbu The Legend · 02-14-2012, 03:09 AM

Well it's that special day again. Where couples young and old enjoy a romantic day of buying expensive gifts for one another, sank their teeth into a glorious dinner, and end the day with a romantic evening alone together. And I probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

But whatever. Happy Valentines day NPF and Happy S.A.D if your single like me!

BitVyper · 02-14-2012, 04:16 AM

Everyone needs to use these.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-14-2012, 04:18 AM

My dad lives in a beachhouse nowadays. Once he chops it we can use that. But nobody better piss on the floor.

BitVyper · 02-14-2012, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

My dad lives in a beachhouse nowadays. Once he chops it we can use that. But nobody better piss on the floor.

Your misposting shames your family.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-14-2012, 04:37 AM

SUrely my alcoholism, rampant drug use and fleeing home at 18 and moving to the opposite side of world shames my family.

BitVyper · 02-14-2012, 04:43 AM

Not as much as your misposting. I'm afraid seppuku is just the only answer at this point.

Kim · 02-14-2012, 04:50 AM

A Zarkin' Frood · 02-14-2012, 06:34 AM

Oh, Valentine's Day. What a beautiful day. A day, when young men present roses to their love interests. Some give roses to more than one woman. Improves the chances I guess. But did you ever consider what roses mean? The spikes will have been removed from the roses you can buy, and they are rather short-lived plants. They don't do well without water. What does this say? I want you, but only if you hide your mistakes from me, and only because you're kinda hot. Also, this'll be a one-night stand, I just wanna fuck. Now, what should you give to your true love then? Easy, a cactus. A cactus without its spikes is no cactus. This tells the girl of your dreams "I love you, even with all your mistakes because they aren't mistakes in my eyes, they are a part of you like everything else and I love you". Cacti also can manage a loooooong time without water without dying, and since they aren't exactly a "pretty flower" they also are a good gift for a woman you love for her inner values, which doesn't mean she can't be beautiful. But the best stuff of the cactus, the stuff that gets you real high. That's deep inside.

Want a plant that symbolizes true love? Cacti are the way to go.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 02-14-2012, 06:52 AM

Fuck Valentines Day.

batgirl · 02-14-2012, 07:41 AM

My "valentines day," done on Sunday night since we both work during the week.

02-14-2012, 03:09 AM	#1
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Happy Valentines Day!! Well it's that special day again. Where couples young and old enjoy a romantic day of buying expensive gifts for one another, sank their teeth into a glorious dinner, and end the day with a romantic evening alone together. And I probably have no idea what I'm talking about. But whatever. Happy Valentines day NPF and Happy S.A.D if your single like me! __________________

02-14-2012, 04:16 AM	#2
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Everyone needs to use these. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

02-14-2012, 04:43 AM	#6
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Not as much as your misposting. I'm afraid seppuku is just the only answer at this point. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

02-14-2012, 04:50 AM	#7
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	__________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

02-14-2012, 06:34 AM	#8
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	Oh, Valentine's Day. What a beautiful day. A day, when young men present roses to their love interests. Some give roses to more than one woman. Improves the chances I guess. But did you ever consider what roses mean? The spikes will have been removed from the roses you can buy, and they are rather short-lived plants. They don't do well without water. What does this say? I want you, but only if you hide your mistakes from me, and only because you're kinda hot. Also, this'll be a one-night stand, I just wanna fuck. Now, what should you give to your true love then? Easy, a cactus. A cactus without its spikes is no cactus. This tells the girl of your dreams "I love you, even with all your mistakes because they aren't mistakes in my eyes, they are a part of you like everything else and I love you". Cacti also can manage a loooooong time without water without dying, and since they aren't exactly a "pretty flower" they also are a good gift for a woman you love for her inner values, which doesn't mean she can't be beautiful. But the best stuff of the cactus, the stuff that gets you real high. That's deep inside. Want a plant that symbolizes true love? Cacti are the way to go. __________________ >:( C-:

02-14-2012, 04:18 AM	#3
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	My dad lives in a beachhouse nowadays. Once he chops it we can use that. But nobody better piss on the floor.

02-14-2012, 04:37 AM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	SUrely my alcoholism, rampant drug use and fleeing home at 18 and moving to the opposite side of world shames my family.

02-14-2012, 07:41 AM	#10
batgirl Aim for the top! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Infield Posts: 2,583	My "valentines day," done on Sunday night since we both work during the week.