"Same Sex Marriage Isn't Right" or "I'm Not Sure If This Is A Joke Site Or Not"

[Seil]

So we've talked a bit about ChristWire being a satire comedy site, and about trolls laying waste to Conservapedia, but I'm not sure about TownHall.

But they do have some really funny articles on there:

Throughout the world, the moniker of “human rights” has long been a cloak for a number of so-called rights that cannot be justified in any other way. From free education, to free healthcare, to various aspects of the homosexual agenda and beyond, human rights have frequently been a rallying cry for people intent on imposing their worldview on others.

But the European Court of Human Rights recently bucked the trend by ruling that same-sex “marriages” will not be recognized under that subterfuge.

The court ruled that “same-sex ‘marriages’ are not a human right,” thus upholding a French court’s decision not to allow two females “to adopt a child as a couple.”

And while the court recognized that officials could legislate same-sex “marriage,” the justices warned that doing so under the premise of protecting religious liberty would be a farce: “If MPs legislate for same-sex marriage, the…promise that churches will not be compelled to conduct the weddings will be worthless.” The Church of England has already warned its pastors that if a same-sex “marriage” goes ahead, “equality law is likely to force churches to fall into line and perform the wedding ceremonies.”

British Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone demurred, “Put simply, it’s not right that a couple who love each other and want to formalize a commitment to each other should be denied the right to marry.” She is pushing for the redefinition of marriage in Britain, where she blames what has proven an uphill climb on the presumption that church leaders in Britain are “fanning the flames of homophobia.”

Nevertheless, the justices at the Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg ruled that the two French women “did not have the rights of married people, who in France have the sole right to adopt a child as a couple.”

Just read that first paragraph and let the flames of righteousness roll over you. How would a kind, Aryan American God let America become overrun by gays, black people and international charities?

[Flarecobra]

Speaking as a bisexual woman... all I have to say shall be said by Gaston.

[Amake]

Yes, human rights is totally a rallying cry for people intent on imposing human rights on humans. Not sure why any human would be against this.

[Thadius]

Well we have our answer then!

These people aren't human.

Mystery solved! We can commence mocking them.

...I'd like to say that. Really. But if this isn't a joke site, then they still have freedom to say what they want.

Fortunately, we have the freedom to never go there.

Guess which freedom I'll be exercising?

[shiney]

Townhall is a legit site, in that it isn't satire that I recall. It's a total derpfest, but it's got nothing on WND or The Blaze or Freerepublic.