It's Healthier For Women To Make Their Man A Sandwich, Says Science

Seil · 05-31-2012, 01:39 PM

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Study Claims Women Are Fatter Now Because They Do Less Housework

Man, when you think about it, you don't even see those pinched waistlines on Mad Men as much anymore. The female characters have all sort of moved into the era of the mod shift dress (Betty and her muu-muus being the most extreme example). Maybe it's because they gained weight from all the chores they don't do anymore! Ahhhh! Women's waistlines have reportedly grown six inches since the 1950s, before there were space-agey $200 Shark Navigator Vaccuums to buy in order to simplify the gruntwork of chores. Housewives 60 years ago would burn at least 1,000 calories keeping house. They also consumed 1,818 calories a day compared to our 2,178 now, thanks to rationing and the lack of fast food ubiquity. End result? Ladies of yore had a 28" waist compared with today's 34". Now pass me that chocolate sundae, Sally.

So remember, I don't like mayonaise.

Ecks · 05-31-2012, 01:40 PM

what

Seil · 05-31-2012, 01:42 PM

I know it says housework, but I'm a man, damn it. I pee standing up and everything. (if my painkillers let me.)

I can't be bothered to provide cutting edge commentary. Because the cutting edges are in the kitchen, where the women are.

Seil · 05-31-2012, 01:43 PM

oh gods, this is already becoming horribly sexist.

Sifright · 05-31-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil

oh gods, this is already becoming horribly sexist.

... I think you missed that point about four posts back

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-31-2012, 01:52 PM

I saw a fat black man the other day. His owner must be pretty negligent- clearly he is being underworked.

phil_ · 05-31-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil

I can't be bothered to provide cutting edge commentary. Because the cutting edges are in the kitchen, where the women are.

You know what else has a cutting edge? Katana swords, which were folded over one thousand times and were used by the brave and noble samurai who believed the only true love was between men and that women were not to be trusted.

Lumenskir · 05-31-2012, 03:55 PM

Azisien · 05-31-2012, 04:28 PM

Sadly I expected more out of Seil post-penis surgury.

Seil · 05-31-2012, 05:02 PM

I can't even stand without being in pain, do you think I'm making my own sandwiches?

05-31-2012, 01:42 PM	#3
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	I know it says housework, but I'm a man, damn it. I pee standing up and everything. (if my painkillers let me.) I can't be bothered to provide cutting edge commentary. Because the cutting edges are in the kitchen, where the women are.

05-31-2012, 01:43 PM	#4
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	oh gods, this is already becoming horribly sexist.

05-31-2012, 01:52 PM	#6
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I saw a fat black man the other day. His owner must be pretty negligent- clearly he is being underworked.

05-31-2012, 04:28 PM	#9
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Sadly I expected more out of Seil post-penis surgury.

05-31-2012, 05:02 PM	#10
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	I can't even stand without being in pain, do you think I'm making my own sandwiches?